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You spawn in the middle of nowhere.
Where do you go?
A. North
B. South
C. East
D. West
E. To the group of sleeping animals that can eat you whole
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E
I rolled a 20 on my luck, I'm pretty sure I can beat em!
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You go to the group of sleeping animals.
All of them are sleeping, but one has it's mouth open.
What do you do?
A. Poke it softly with a spear
B. Stick your finger in it's mouth
C. Take it's teeth out
D. Cuddle with it
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You didn't even give me a choice to escape
but...
B
I rolled a 1 on charisma once, a whole town of elves chased me around town that night.
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You stick your finger in it's mouth. It bites your finger off.
AHHHH! What do you do?
A. Stick your entire foot in it's mouth
B. Cuddle with it
C. Run
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You didn't give a choice to kill it with a spear!
But go with C
I once tried to snap a troll's neck, I massaged him instead because of my dumped roll.
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You run. But you are surrounded by weird animals that are sleeping.
What do you do?
A. Scream (You yell what you want to yell.)
B. STick your entire leg in it's mouth
C. Poke it with a spear
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A
THE JAPANESE TROOPS ARE COMING, RETREAT!!!
I almost sniped a bandit off a tower once, instead, I sniped the hostage
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Congratulations. You woke the unidentified animals and scared them away!
Now they the animals are gone, you can see a town, a cactus, the ocean, and a tree infront of a sailboat on the ocean. You look up, and there is a helicopter.
Where do you go?
A. Town
B. Cactus
C. The ocean
D. A sailboat behind a tree
E. Super-jump to the helicopter
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To the town!
I tried to use charm to a bartender that was woman, turns out, the chair was a mimic and ate me the moment I tried to sit on it. Woman said the place was full of mimics.
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You go to the town, only to find angry citizens with big noses chasing you.
What do you do?
A. Fight!
B. Superjump to the helicopter
C. Run while crying like a baby
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Fight them with the spear I magically got back at spawn!
Once, in Civ, Ghandi tried to allied with me to war with someone, so I did, and then Ghandi pulled a peace treaty with the enemy the moment I declared war with them. Now Ghandi calls me a warmomgerer
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The citizens don't have anything except for their fists.
You wait until the perfect moment.
The citizens line up, and you strike them with your spear.
By now there is only 27 citizens left.
What do?
A. Fight with spear again
B. Ceasefire!
C. Go to the helicopter
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B
ceasefire, if they submit, I become king
I tried to kill the boss the gm wanted us to kill by backstabbing him, ended up with me turning to a frog by failing a backstab and rolling to a shelf full of potions
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They accept
You are the new king! Luckily, the town is big and it has cannons, mortars, and even tanks they stole from more hi-tech civilizations.
What do you do?
A. Shoot the helicopter down with your mortars
B. Attack the other civilization named "Agylaander"
C. Sing "MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY"
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Become Montezuma and attack the other civ
Ever tell you about the time I "succesfully" seduced a dragon?
It started by having a good charisma level, and a botched speech roll.
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You order the tanks to fire straight at the city of Agylaander.
The citizens try to remind you that Agylaander was their ally, but you're the boss, so you declare war on them anyways.
What do you send? (You can say multiple choices at once)
A. the tanks
B. the archers
C. the spearmen
D. the swordmen
E. the cannons on wheels
F. the people with fists
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archers
swordsmen
and people with fists
do you know nothing of being montezuma?
He once finished off Canada using his main tech in reinassance
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Turns out Agylaanders used their tanks.
Your entire army died.
What do? (multiple choice)
A. Tanks
B. Archers
C. Spearmen
D. Swordsmen
E. People with fists
F. Trolls
G. The helicopter
H. Nothing, ask for peace
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Helicopters?
Helicopters, I guess...
Montezuma got rekt by Ghandi because he didn't submit to his nuclear power
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You tell the helicopter to destroy Agylaander
The helicopter NUKES AGYLAANDER.
Agylaander is in ruins.
The survivors are held captive.
Now who do you attack?
A. Markantar
B. Harving
C. Irvus
D. Coteden
E. Irvaltic
F. Crezionan Federation
G. Arkine
Oh, and your empire's name is Lorkia.
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Can I get information about those countries?
I was sent a spy to find out what Germany was doing because I was not becoming a good friend with him
Found out he was sending troops to conquer poland
wasn't surprised
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Crezion is the most powerful country out of those. Irvaltic is a good place to stay at the beach. Oserway (unmentioned) is your ally. Harving is the weakest country.
Markantar is a weak nation but has the biggest city on the continent.
Coteden is the same as Irvalic, a good place to stay at the beach.
Arkine is the Japan of "the Berlogoes islands".
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Oh, and Irvus is the same as Markantar. The city of Irvus and the city of Markantar are tied for #1 biggest city.
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Closest country without tresspassing neighbors?
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