I suggest you write your essay, or just a dumb story, about the Hottentot Venus' travels throughout space and how she uses her big butt to defeat alien invaders from space.
You can make her sidekick George Washington Jr. III, a spoiled kid who loves candy and reads comedy manga every living second of the day. The villian can also be this creepy guy wearing a skull mask and a paper cape, all of his dialogue is laughing and he is evil because evil.
your professor will love it
it will be so good that they will kick you out |