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Because reasons, there is a near invincible abomination that has a hate for humanity and wants to destroy everything.
Because more reasons, the UN has decided to choose you for your service record to command the assault against the beast.
Because all reasons that break common logic, you have been given near unlimited control of military resources and abilities.
You have to take the abomination down before it causes too many deaths.
Your actions will be judged and have a effect if they're good or bad.
The monster is currently in a lake near a industrial area.
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North1233Join Date: 2014-02-06
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set up nearly indestructable walls around the lake.
oodles and oodles of noodles! |
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You order walls to be built around the lake.
You cover 1/4th of the lake with a powerful wall before the abomination attacks. The creature assaults the wall and kills most of the crew members, then goes around the wall.
This choice will reflect badly. |
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You order someone to poke it with a stick.
This is taken as a joke and not carried out. |
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We're waiting for your orders, commander. |
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Poke it with a stick myself |
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You're not allowed to leave until the creature is unable to harm anything. |
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You order someone to "give it the succ"
The council are starting to question your sanity.
They ask if you need some sleep. |
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Muda russia seads to bomb em with nukes. 13,000
Powafu ladder
Putin |
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You order troops to destroy communism. You then realize this isn't what we're doing here and hope you didn't say that out loud.
You almost order the creation of nukes but realize that would cross the one line you were told not to cross.
No nukes yet. |
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Never said what's the date |
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Try to make out with one of the officers |
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the date is irrelevant sir this is a imaginary game defying all laws of common sense |
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DesceptJoin Date: 2012-10-14
Post Count: 348 |
Start singing "in my head" by Jason Derulo |
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You try to make out with one of the officers.
That 7/10 rejects you as soon as you enter a 10 ft radius.
How about we focus on killing the monster now? |
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Try to make out with the monster |
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DesceptJoin Date: 2012-10-14
Post Count: 348 |
Try to make out with the guy who is making out with the monster |
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You head back to your control panel and silently sing "In My Head - Jason Derulo"
You then have the thought of making out with the other female officer, a 1/10
You don't even try. |
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The council tells you to sit down and make some orders.
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Watch Mr. Pickles instead |
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order someone to use the shadow clone jutsu |
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