You are a military commander.

Join Date: 2013-07-25
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#190454363Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:30 PM GMT

You order someone to kill the monster using shadow clone jutsu. They have some private who claims he could do it face the monster. He became a puddle. THE MONSTER HAS NOW MOVED NEAR A CIVILIAN POPULATED AREA. YOU MUST BE CAREFUL TO NOT KILL ANY CIVILIANS.

AdhesiveMadMan

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#190454645Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:34 PM GMT

First, order all citizens to evacuate the area (though this is probably already happening). Then, assuming the beast's anatomy is similar to a human's, order tanks (camouflaged to match the ground) to fire flash bangs and smoke bombs into it's eyes to blind it. Since the best is blinded, it cannot use it's eyesight to tell what we are doing to fight against it. Finally, have missiles fired at the beast. The missiles are about 1.8 times the size of the beast.

GodlyFedora

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#190454740Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:35 PM GMT

EVACUATE THEM INTO THEIR BUNKERS AND I SEND 13,000 NUKES

GodlyFedora

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#190454841Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:36 PM GMT

Burn the monster with some 1 kelvin Now no poodles

luckeewolf

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#190454924Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:37 PM GMT

All civilians are ordered to make an emergency evacuation. This will take time, but it will happen. You then have camouflaged tanks blind the beast with flashbang/smoke rounds. This action worked and now the beast is temporarily blinded. You fire large missiles to take down the beast that 1.8 its size. The missiles hit the beast hard and knock it over. One of the missiles misses its mark and hits the ground near the beast, destroying a tank. The council somewhat approve of this action.

TheNotSoAverageKid

Join Date: 2012-07-08
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#190454945Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:38 PM GMT

proceed to get monster out of civilan area and then proceed to do yell this 10 times "JESSSUS IS A BISCUIIIITTT!"

TheNotSoAverageKid

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#190455179Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:41 PM GMT

and then proceed to pour super glue around the civilazation

luckeewolf

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#190455256Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:42 PM GMT

You attempt to get the monster out of a civilian populated area. You don't know how. You then scream JESUS IS A BISCUIIIIT The council stop you on your 3rd time The council wonder if you need a replacement REPLACEMENT = LOSS

TheNotSoAverageKid

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#190455389Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:44 PM GMT

proceed to get serious and send out some snipers and people to place traps and while at it order a helicopter to pour super glue around the monster

nastylightningboy

Join Date: 2013-05-29
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#190455511Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:46 PM GMT

Order any civilians within a 30 mile radius to evacuate. I deploy 40 fighter jets to do bombing runs for a couple hours and return. They aim for its 'private parts' and eyes. (the beast is male and humanoid right)

GodlyFedora

Join Date: 2015-12-09
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#190455529Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:46 PM GMT

Create World war puddle Now every CONTRY is fighting the monster.flash bangs, nukes, missles, airheads are heading on the way to hit the monster.

Secretiveness

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#190455541Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:47 PM GMT

launch as many massive, long tungsten rods into space and drop it from orbit onto into the monster rods-of-god style

nastylightningboy

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#190455628Saturday, June 04, 2016 9:48 PM GMT

i order my top biologists to examine a cup of the beast's blood and a couple grams of its flesh