It is one of the best things to ever happen to humanity, and we need better sponsors, so it would work out perfectly if we were to sponsor it.
Also, isn't it interesting how many German cities are named after American foods, such as Frankfurters, Hamburgers, Berliners, etc.? That is why America is the greatest country on earth: we can conquer your country and rename your cities after our greasy finger foods. If I am president, we will rename Pyongyang the KFC Doubledown, and Moscow shall become Wendy's 4 for $4 Deal. Not only that, but every child born in Syria, regardless of gender, religion, or family history will be named Quesalupa Rockstar. Thank you for your votes, America.
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