Emperor_Blaktus has been battling his incurable disease. It was ebola. The Emperor has been fighting this battle for many years. He is coming back by this week to reclaim the Empire's glory.
A chatlog between Blaktus and I.
BARAKA: Hello, sire.
Blaktus, Father of Blaktovia: Sup.
BARAKA: Whatcha need, homie?
Blakus, Father of Blaktovia: I need you to return to da hood, man. Cut the colleges and all that white thangz ya know what I'm sayin'?
BARAKA: Why?
Blaktus, Father of Blaktovia: 'Cuz dawg, B1ackex got killed, man.. We need a new Supreme General and ya know. Vaktus can't lend me an HR 'cause FoA stallin' him and that.
BARAKA: A'ight, homie.
Blaktus, Father of Blaktovia: Also, I've been at the hospital, service is whack. I'll be back by the end of the week.
BARAKA: Got it, man.
To all those anti-Vaktovians and anti-Blaktovians, you will feel the wrath of the Chicken Blade of Frying. We are not done, we.. are not gone.
GLORY TO BLAKTOVIA!
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