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bendagen
#194618795Tuesday, July 26, 2016 7:57 PM GMT

cause nobody wants to be a "pal" with a nooby bacon head
bendagen
#194619119Tuesday, July 26, 2016 8:03 PM GMT

also the description of pal hair is "Yeah buddy! Pal hair for the win!" nobody wants to be a "buddy" with a bacon head, and pal hair isn't "for the win", a limited sparkle time fedora is
TheFishToucher
#194619347Tuesday, July 26, 2016 8:06 PM GMT

bacon is carcinogenic, so i guess you're literally wearing cancer?
bendagen
#194619588Tuesday, July 26, 2016 8:10 PM GMT

that would explain why they fail at everything

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