Joz2015Join Date: 2015-11-03 Post Count: 3154 |
Hello, my friendly, loving citizens of USA!
My name is Joz2015. You probably don't know me, but even if you do, I'm probably just "Some guy," or "That idiot with 80 arrests."
This guy is going to make sure America becomes fair, right, and truthful for America. However, I cannot do this without your help. That's why I want you all to support my campaign! If you want to say "R.I.P False Arresters", you will not be making a mistake joining me. So, without further ado, let us start with my speech:
Hello, my dear citizens of America.
I will be focusing on four aspects that have been found disturbing the peace of America.
Corruption, Criminals, Canada, and False Arresters.
I will eliminate all problems caused by this using the FDoC program, but I will introduce that later.
Welp, here goes.
What I want to start off my speech is by saying a word of truth, and something everyone, probably even FireFume himself, has somewhere at the bottom of their heart.
𝗜𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘂𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.
In USA, France, Canada, Mexico, you name it. Let's all be honest here: In a country ran by teenagers, a country without corruption would be impossible.
We can, of course, try hard, lower the chance of it occurring, and, maybe, just maybe, eliminate some aspects of it.
We will have to work together in order to do that, however. To stop corruption, we will have to be doing a variety of things. If I am voted President in October, I will do all of them.
But how? How is it possible to just come up one day and say "Welp, corruption's over."
Now I will be introducing the "Four Days of Change Program".
In the FDoC Program, there will be four days of action taking place at USA. Each one filling out a different aspect of trouble.
Day 1 will focus on Criminals. This is how I will stop criminals:
We will make deals with developers and pay robux, in order to create more activities in USA. I mean, let's think about it: The only things to do in USA are basically:
#1) Waiting for your paycheck.
#2) Enforcing the law.
#3) Running for political ranks.
I'm sure we have much more potential than that. I will arrange tour bus rides, let people have access to planes, and add more animations, which will give it a role-play theme. I will doing a lot more, too, but it's too much to mention in a small speech.
Doing all this, I'm sure crime will surely decrease.
Day 2 will focus on improving Law Enforcement functionality.
Y'know how annoying it is when you respawn/are accidentally touched by another baton and your inventory is all messed up? If you're like me, you hate that. If you vote Joz for President, that will not happen at all. When you respawn, your inventory will be in a neat, organized order, with a nice amount of guns, tools, and things like that ready to take out. Arresting will have a different functionality as well. So, here's what I'm gonna do.
#1) More corrections officers.
#2) Cameras in prison.
#3) More activities in prison.
Also, knocking over cars/people with your police bike will become an arrestable offence, yes, for cops as well.
Day 3 will focus on working with Canada.
We will create allies and relationships with Canada, after all, in real life, Canada and the States are good friends. All of this 'attack' nonsense will not commence. We will work together as countries, side by side. However, if Canada starts posing a threat to the States, instead of ally-enemy shouts every other day, like:
"We are now allies with Canada.:
[Next day]
"Canada has been flagged hostile."
[Next day]
"Canada is our ally once more."
[Next day]
"EVERYONE ATTACK CANADA!!1"
[Next day]
"We've talked to Canada and decided it will be good to peace."
[Next day]
"#DownWithCanada
We will either ally or enemy Canada. Our main focus will be to make peace, but if not, we will be forced to have our military on them.
Day 4 will focus on False Arresters.
On this day, we will make a total wipeout of all lower-ranked members. Anyone proven innocent of False Arresting will be let back in. Anyone we aren't sure about, will have to join again. This time, for each person, there will be three tryouts. Yes, three tryouts. After the three tryouts there will be an application to fill out, and then an interview. More/less security will be enforced depending on the department [E.G. Secret Service will have more security than the BoA.] Any false arresting will result in an INSTANT AoS once proof is found. I know this sounds hard-core, but False Arresting is a serious crime.
And thus signals the end of my FDoC Program. I'm sure this program will help America grow into the country we all want, and if nobody else does, well, I am ready to give lots of robux, time, and money in order to make sure everything goes well. I'm sure this shows you that if you vote for me this October, you will not be helping me, you'll be helping America, the government, the citizens, and, well, yourself.
Thank you for listening to my speech, and if you think this is what America, or atleast you deserve, join my campaign group, or if you don't have enough room, type #Joz4Pres on the USA wall.
Signed,
~Joz2015.
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