xIdyllicJoin Date: 2015-05-23
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Someone knocks on the front door trying to sell you... |
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xIdyllicJoin Date: 2015-05-23
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You choose to buy 23 in order to... |
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xIdyllicJoin Date: 2015-05-23
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However, Japan only wants to buy 14. |
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So, you nuke them causing... |
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xIdyllicJoin Date: 2015-05-23
Post Count: 176 |
Very little damage. You realise the nukes you purchased weren't really nukes at all, and infact flaming balls of popping candy. |
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But, now japan gets very angry... |
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... and a cat holds you hostage. |
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I fly away in the Batmobile |
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OperatikJoin Date: 2012-05-26
Post Count: 244 |
...and then gets bombed by the salesman with a bomb that appears to look like a calculator. |
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But I rappel away in a fedora |
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OperatikJoin Date: 2012-05-26
Post Count: 244 |
Suddenly, a wild, mad table-flipper flips a boat-load tables directly at you! |
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VandolveJoin Date: 2013-04-30
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and the Japanese President approaches me in the middle of the street asking me... |
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OperatikJoin Date: 2012-05-26
Post Count: 244 |
"Sir, you look like you're in a lot of trouble. May I assist you?" You answered... |
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OperatikJoin Date: 2012-05-26
Post Count: 244 |
"Sir, you look like you're in a lot of trouble. May I assist you?" You answered...
(omg timer for each post are little delayed, let's a go!) |
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xIdyllicJoin Date: 2015-05-23
Post Count: 176 |
YESSSSSSSS! Save me! They say: |
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Are you the one who tried to nuke me? |
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B00FIJoin Date: 2012-09-02
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I say "Perhaps" |
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LushLOLZJoin Date: 2015-08-22
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Suddenly 2 men came up from behind him... |
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B00FIJoin Date: 2012-09-02
Post Count: 681 |
And sacrifice him to... |
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B00FIJoin Date: 2012-09-02
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Whom then... |
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Gets out the DREADED SPONSORED EVENT MAKER that looks like a whip and builderman uses it to... |
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B00FIJoin Date: 2012-09-02
Post Count: 681 |
Force feed you... |
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