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Honourable Chairman: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye Aye Honourable Chairman
Honourable Chairman: I can't hear you
Kids: Aye Aye
Honourable Chairmen: OHHHHHHHHHH
Who lives in a take-out box on the sea floor?
Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!
Honourable Chairman: Who loves his brainwashing and always wants more?
Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!
Honourable Chairman: If a strong Chinese Army is something You wish
Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!
Honourable Chairman: Then stop asking questions and get back to work
Kids: Aye Aye
Ahh, what a wonderful sunday morning in our glorious peoples republic
Better check my mandatory government calendar, I wonder what i get to do today
Oh goody! I get to go to work again! Good morning tanks, good morning great wall, good morning more tanks. Greetings Patrick! You better get moving if you are to get to the factory on time! "I'm not going to work today" b-b-b-buuhhh whaaaa! "I have decided to take the day off" day off? you must be pulling my leg, stop making humor before someone sees you, fool! "You are fool, I have used google to learn about western customs of leisure time,toilet break, and actually being payed." Uh-uh-uh..I did not find those things when I searched Chinese google.... Use your head! Only through soul crushing labor can we provide the west with affordable products like-a Nike shoes, electronic dartboards, dirtbikes, sock puppets, hilarious rubber dog poop, GAP clothing, leather handbags, computer chips, american flags, baseballs, and everything at Wal-mart! "But comrade squarepants, don't you dream of a world where we can actually afford to buy the hilarious rubber dog poop we make? Oh no, and now you're having dreams to?! "I'm just trying to exercise my freedom of speech" Oh..I wish you hadn't said that! OH FISHSTICKS! |