The Conglomerate
Issue #001
20/09/16
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Introduction
Well, we have a few things to address today, firstly the Presidents Press Conference, Secondly some rather funny stuff from someone on the wall. Naturally, we have to shade his name out to avoid being sued for Privacy Breach, but we can still tell you what he said.
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Press Conference #002
We recorded this Conference, but then the recording was corrupted and displayed one image (The image at the beginning) For 9 Minutes. We didn't think that would have been too informative for you, so we didn't bother to do anything with the file. But we can tell you what the President said. Basically, he spoke about how his Administration was going to have competent people rather than his buddies, and he spoke about a request for alliance from the infamous USSR, the President said if he accepts the Alliance, he will work on terms that will aid us during times of war and peace, and he said that we will maintain this alliance until our military is powerful enough to take off the training wheels that is the USSR and ride along our own path. He also spoke about how traitors will NOT be tolerated under his rule and he mentioned he was going to bring in a Private Business system with the Department of Commerce. Even though the President mentioned this first, I'm going to bring it up last. He spoke about how he will have three main branches. The MPD, for Law Enforcement, the USM, to protect us from harm, and the DoJ, for a sufficient Justice System for the public. Overall, it was a fantastic and influential Conference, and one that I feel glad and lucky to have attended.
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Guy from wall bossing our POTUS Around
Some guy who very recently joined our USA has decided not just to randomly argue, but to threaten our POTUS as well. After my information report from earlier today, he said this, and I quote; '
Possibly one of the hardest elections we've gotten so far. It's either the clown or the banana man.'. I mean, just, with no provocation or anything against us, this guy is COMPLETELY new, he just lashes out at me and Bostonman18. He joined on 11/2/2012, four years ago, and is in the SCP and is a citizen in our USA. Not only is he randomly lashing out at everyone around him, but he is demanding from our POTUS. Through the grapevine, (Discord), we have located this PM he sent to our President.
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Sep 18, 2016 | 11:07 PM
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Rank me Vice President and Demote Everyone Else.
Really? You have got to be kidding me! This guy just strolls along, randomly argues, and then DEMANDS from our President!? I hope he doesn't expect a good future in this USA. Because he's not getting one. I don't usually do Gossip articles, but they give me more stuff to write about, so I might get into them more and more. Until we go full gossip magazine. Yeah, no. Not doing that. Gossip Magazines are terrible. That suits us actually....
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The Conglomerate
Issue #001
09/20/16
Written by: Madmono500
Edited by: Madmono500
Released by: The Conglomerate (Just madmono500, I'm really lonely, PM me if you're interested in a job.)
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