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SorenStrike
#198878271Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:42 PM GMT

>phone rings "hello?" "yes is this michael?" [in italian accent] "yes, who is this?" "it's me, [cant say his name lol sry]" "oh hello, what can i do for you?" "come down to the restaurant about your position" "oh, okay. sure. i'll be there in 5." >put on whatever i see >chew gum cause brushing my teeth is time consuming >scream at teammates telling them they're useless and i just got a job so screw them >abandon >deranked >run as fast as possible to place >wow actually got there in 5 min ok. >gets job >starting work this friday at 5pm fsad hfsdahf adsjhfksdahl fksd im so happy omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg so how's ur day everyone? :D
NobleOtaku
#198878463Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:44 PM GMT

good JOB xD ahaha im so funny
SorenStrike
#198878501Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:45 PM GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STmEOF6gOsk
darthmaul360
#198878553Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:45 PM GMT

>gets job good job Darth the Kool Guy
Robzric
#198878594Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:46 PM GMT

nice man
SorenStrike
#198878784Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:49 PM GMT

ty art @darth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STmEOF6gOsk [2]
Profounder
#198879104Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:53 PM GMT

more progress than void you can roast me now
UntoTheBreach
#198879206Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:55 PM GMT

first job is nice until you realize they give you terrible pay
SorenStrike
#198879299Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:56 PM GMT

*insert generic roast featuring body features, voice, country of origin, racial slur, "lol ur in a bad clan", etc*

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