Hello union, it has came to my attention that we need a chairman and I am the right guy. Here are the details why I would be the perfect person, I have been through union jobs, I have many experience with this kind of stuff, and many more! I believe in a better union and I will put the union in your hands if you get fired or even demoted for dumb reasons please vote for me I am the only hope and I am the only one who cares vote for me and I will help you out guaranteed. So vote me for chairman and don't believe their propaganda about me only I can form a more perfect union and establish justice and secure domestic tranquility. I will provide for the common defense, I will promote the general welfare to us and our prosperity. Do ordain and establish me for chairman. |