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wat do
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also i'm pretty sure every guy in my class likes her
and she's really cute
help me pls
wat do
;-;
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she has already done everything with every other guy. that's how girls are srry. |
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Naraine04Join Date: 2014-08-17
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Assert dominance |
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Mark your territory, and property. Like I do for my room |
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tie_DJoin Date: 2016-05-07
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"Assert dominance "
Yeah, assert dominance by peeing on her |
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"Yeah, assert dominance by peeing on her"
i don't think that'd give me any popularity points with her
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FIGHT THE OTHER MALES AND PROVE YOU ARE THE ALPHA! SO SHE WILL FIND YOU AS A SUITABLE MATE! |
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sneak up on her and whisper in her ear
"it's the [peanut house]"
i almost typoed ear, that could've gone horribly
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Naraine04Join Date: 2014-08-17
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Peeing on girls usually works for me. I've never actually spoken to a girl, but it works. |
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ZeedaxJoin Date: 2009-11-08
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Sweep her off her feet
With a broom. |
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qqatt2Join Date: 2016-05-13
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Assure her that you are of 100% Germanic origin and are therefore the Ubersmensch and she should go out with you
The official fascist of OT™ |
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Does that work with the guys to ^
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@qat
implying girls do not want tyrone muhammed gonzales jr |
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ask her before all the other guys
but make sure she likes you first
i am the masta pass me the pasta |
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idk, i'm pretty sure she likes someone else
and i have no other way of contacting her apart from face-to-face
besides, i'm way out of her league
pls random internet dudes, give me hope
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do the mind games and make her like you
but use mind games
if that doesn't work then
nothing
rip
i am the masta pass me the pasta |
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OP you have to walk up to her, throw a ton of cards on her table and say "was THAT ur card" when she looks confused you flip your fedora in the air, try to catch it, tell her to pick em up. |
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pls internet dudes
real suggestions
i may be coming obsessive
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please dudes
1 good suggestion, or i'm just going to stay attached ;-;
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OP, one thing to learn in life.
OT isn't very serious. |
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Why does it matter? She, like all Western halrlots is nothing more than a sloire desperate for pleasure and male manipulation. |
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"Why does it matter? She, like all Western halrlots is nothing more than a sloire desperate for pleasure and male manipulation."
i think i'm really attracted to her tho ;-;
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