Hey, lil' buddy! I know that when you're calling me greasy, you're just referring to yourself due to your low self esteem and lots of insecurity. You don't have to keep it a secret anymore, we are all here for you, kiddo! In reality, you're the one who is the greaseball and you know it. The only reason why you're calling me greasy is due to the fact that you want to divert all of the attention away from yourself and how greasy you are. In fact, you're so greasy that when your dog licks the grease off of your fingers, he is introduced to the television series "My 600 Pound Life" because he gained so much weight from consuming just a tad of your grease! Gross! |