HarbyngerJoin Date: 2008-07-06 Post Count: 34677 |
!!!!!
UHHH
GIVE ME 5 - 10 EVENTS THAT HAPPENED In 2016 IN THE FORM OF A RAP
(YES IM DEAD SERIOUS THIS WAS AN ASSIGNMENT DUE IN 2 DAYS)
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People fought over the next president... nothing else.
*Sips Bleach* |
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HarbyngerJoin Date: 2008-07-06 Post Count: 34677 |
uh uh uh uh ICANN and uhhh uhh the ########## hack and uh uh UH UH HELP ME harbynger@roblox:~$ sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root && echo "Get slam jammed, kid!" |
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yoyoyo its ya boi harbynger
in 2016 lots of things happened
donald trump, well that was a meme
and turned into reality
celebs dropping off left and right
aint no one stopping death's might
go from there im trash
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HarbyngerJoin Date: 2008-07-06 Post Count: 34677 |
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KiritsuguJoin Date: 2013-08-16 Post Count: 7366 |
And that was the single moment that begun World War V, otherwise known as '5'. It was named this as the magnitude and impact the world received after every united nation launched its nuclear arsenal at the space cats.
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HarbyngerJoin Date: 2008-07-06 Post Count: 34677 |
hmmm
I want to cram ICANN and the whole organ harvesting thing in here tooo
uhhhhhhhhh
what rhymes with ICANN?
i need a passive burn on the democrats or something
not like all 5 of the alternatives are any better but I mean they're the ones at fault for letting ICANN go, they're just as dumb as the republicans, libertarians, greens, and that other party no one cares about
can we just elect someone with a brain for president... you know, like Linus Torvalds? We can uh, just ignore that whole 'born here' thing just once?
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HarbyngerJoin Date: 2008-07-06 Post Count: 34677 |
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I want to do something in the style of like an epic rap battle....
but I reaallllyy want to shoehorn Xi Jinping in there
because what isn't there to poke fun at mainland china?
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HarbyngerJoin Date: 2008-07-06 Post Count: 34677 |
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FrostarkzJoin Date: 2011-03-22 Post Count: 14325 |
FROST ON THE TRACK...
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid
To Celebrities Dying
Everybody
Come take my hand
We'll walk through Wall Street together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
There's a badge on his suit already, president's reign
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to build that wall
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ForenzJoin Date: 2009-10-31 Post Count: 7481 |
PM me your skype if you wanna work this out with me |
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eeoaJoin Date: 2011-07-26 Post Count: 32600 |
Yo yo yo, it's ya boi Harbynger
We boutta drop the hottest beat of 2016
Lets finish it off with a bang, ha ha!
Lets go, lets go, oh oh oh yeah oh
January, the beginning of the year
Everyone was just getting over their Christmas cheer
2016 was doing great, everything was swell
Then outta nowhere that one singer David Bowie took an L
People cried, they mourned, but that was not all
The world gasped when 4 days later, Alan Rickman took a fall
Then Harper Lee in February, Nancy Reagan was next
Many people died that year, people were quite perplexed
The celebrity deaths in 2016 seemed to be higher than all
But then the man said, We need to build a wall
Donald Trump! Running for president against the establishment
People flamed and they bashed him, but he wasn't havin it
Set fire to the media, and crushed all the polls
Won Florida, then Pennsylvania, then the Presidency was in his control
But as much as people think, the year wasn't all bad
Gravitational waves discovered, Tiger numbers rising, some of the good things we had
So not everything was bad, lets move onto a new year
A good year, lets make it a better year, and explore the new frontier!
WELL I TRIED, RHYMEZONE DIDNT HELP MUCH
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ForenzJoin Date: 2009-10-31 Post Count: 7481 |
Change the last line to something like "we're switching gears ahead of a new year" |
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Hey, Hey its me
now its twenty seventeen
heres a list of what happened
in the year of sixteen
cba finding events from 2016 so you can just use that intro
Be Noice pl0x ;p Leave a tip :3 https://www.roblox.com/catalog/599504418/Blue-Jeans-W-Brown-Timbers |
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