Ask TheFruitcake!

Join Date: 2007-09-23
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#207203Thursday, October 25, 2007 11:23 PM GMT

A comedy by TheFruitcake (PM me to be a Guest star or Permanent GS) (insert random song here) Welcome to Ask Fruit! Me: Ahem... Fine, THEFruit cake. Me:Good, Today"s guest will be the one and only Flekajerta! Crowd:Oh Noez! Flesk:Hhhiiiy Peooplles. Me: Okay... First... Flesk: Want me go boom?!? Crowd:O_O Sorry, thats how far I got, GTG Eat, Ill up date soon!

cruckshank

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Join Date: 2007-07-10
Post Count: 1936

#207783Friday, October 26, 2007 7:15 AM GMT

mmmm fruit cake gimme!

TheFruitcake

Join Date: 2007-09-23
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#208354Friday, October 26, 2007 8:36 PM GMT

Flesk: Ok! (The whole studio blows up and Flesk's body is no where to be seen.) Me:X_x Crowd: When do we get free pie? Me: I didn say that! Janitor:>_< Me: Gah! (Pulls out loaded shotgun) Crowd:Is that loaded?!? Me: Let's find out! (Points at Janitor) Janitor:Meep! O.O {THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR YOUNGER PPLZ} Thanx for coming tooo... Ask Fruit! Me:YOU!!! Narator Guy:(Gulp!) (points shotgun)

DevilishPuppy87

Join Date: 2007-09-22
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#208848Saturday, October 27, 2007 12:24 AM GMT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS THE NOOB GUY AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh yeah when will u not be a noob???

koontay

Join Date: 2007-03-08
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#209048Saturday, October 27, 2007 1:37 AM GMT

Ha ha ha! -------------------------------------------------------- Me: Hey what'd I miss? *comes on stage* Crowd: ...ZOMG his hed iz an iball! Me: I'm an Eyeball Drone! Crowd: oooooo... Me: And now for my comedy act! *grabs shotgun from TheFruitCake* Me: My mom always told me never to play with guns, because I might shoot my eyeball out, like this! *BAM!* (Censored for younger audience) TheFruitCake: Well that was um...um...

kingofice

Join Date: 2008-05-25
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#2829766Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:20 PM GMT

*walks on stage* ............... me:"DAWDAWDFASFDDFSfsegsejgn oasefqawfAWDAwdawDawfAWfdaWfaw W AWDAWDFawDAWDAWFawf wafAWf a aw awrwfawf w Afwa A w awdWFFaeF awfafWA." thefruitcake:"uhhh..." *i grab shotgun and kill a robot randomly standing next to me." thefruitcake:"NOOOOOO THAT WAS OUR ONLY BUTLER!!!!!... THATS A ROBOT!!!" *I walk off stage* thefruitcake:"ok..."

SubZeroTheWerewolf

Join Date: 2008-05-31
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#2830011Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:33 PM GMT

*walks on stage* Me: :P I like pie Audience: OOOOOOOOOO Me: Want to see me on fire? Audience: O_O Me: OKEY DOKEY THEN! *turns on fire and screams and starts turning into ash- *CENSORED FOR YOUNGER PEOPLE**

cococococococococ

Join Date: 2008-08-09
Post Count: 2391

#2833157Tuesday, September 16, 2008 11:56 PM GMT

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