XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
I, XxZONExXx, leader of Cobalt Nation hereby declare war on The Arxonian Empire! How dare eliteimmortality call my members w holding noobs! I'm the only one who can say that!
These terms are NON NEGOTIABLE.
-This will be a 1v1 war. XxZONExXx vs The Arxonian Empire. No allies allowed you filthy scrubs.
-Winner is determined when zerkius cries (i plan to put his contacts in my special bleach solution).
-Wings are strictly not allowed. No glitching either.
-If you flame, you must be exiled from the group. No exceptions.
Winner gets access the loser's dank meme collection.
I'm not expecting to be running off with a great bounty after I win this war because Zerkius's memes are weak like his choice of music ;) |
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ZerkiusJoin Date: 2015-05-17 Post Count: 3538 |
FIRST YOU INSULT MY BELOVED EMPIRE
THEN YOU INSULT MY EMOTIONS
THEN YOU ASSUME MY GENDER
NOW UR INSULTING MY CHOICE OF MUSIC
WHAT IS THIS
triggered |
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SaucyDoggJoin Date: 2008-12-12 Post Count: 4528 |
~Signed;
HR of a random clan not involved
stay saucy |
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XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
FIRST YOU INSULT MY BELOVED EMPIRE - empire? of 68 members? psh. more like a small village.
THEN YOU INSULT MY EMOTIONS - then stop taking hormone pills to enlarge ur chest.
THEN YOU ASSUME MY GENDER - but you identify as a raging, bieber cutting, pee drinking, pyrofox? how can i not make fun of that?
NOW UR INSULTING MY CHOICE OF MUSIC - it's bad. what can i say.
WHAT IS THIS
triggered
>>im triggered that ur triggered tbh
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ZerkiusJoin Date: 2015-05-17 Post Count: 3538 |
YES, 68 MEMBERS. AND EACH ONE OF THEM CAN TAKE YOUR WHOLE NATION WITH ONE RAVISHING SWING OF THEIR MIGHTY BLADE |
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XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
im declaring war on ur group by myself because im confident that this murderous hand mixed with this blunt sword can take on your entire village of guests.
stay low, move fast, shoot first, die last, one shot, one kill, no luck, pure skill stay low, move fast, shoot first, die last, one shot, one kill, no luck, pure skill stay low, move fast, shoot first, die last, one shot, one kill, no luck, pure skill stay low, move fast, shoot first, die last, one shot, one kill, no luck, pure skill |
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ZerkiusJoin Date: 2015-05-17 Post Count: 3538 |
Ur edgy |
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ZerkiusJoin Date: 2015-05-17 Post Count: 3538 |
Still wouldn't be as bad as negotiating with ariona... |
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XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
Still wouldn't be as bad as negotiating with *****SKILL NATION*****... |
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ZerkiusJoin Date: 2015-05-17 Post Count: 3538 |
SN is better than u so shutup |
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"Still wouldn't be as bad as negotiating with *****SKILL NATION*****"
So true lmao |
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XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
Em understands. War them and you'll understand, Zerk. Word walls. Word walls everywhere! |
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XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
Saying SN is better than me is like saying Precian is relevant. You're just wrong. Stop. |
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SaucyDoggJoin Date: 2008-12-12 Post Count: 4528 |
RB would beat both of you at the same time
stay saucy |
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XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
Drakk, don't trigger me or I'll 1v1 RB too! |
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I'll make sure the war runs smoothly!!!
-Signed,
Leader of a random clan that is not involved.
We will prevail under the holy light of DieSoft. |
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XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
Zerkius doesnt even have a chance. Im only doing this to boost my ego. |
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AerofallJoin Date: 2013-07-08 Post Count: 27876 |
aerius tried raiding him today and refused to defend :3
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ZerkiusJoin Date: 2015-05-17 Post Count: 3538 |
Aerofall, we didn't refuse to defend.
You PM'd me asking to raid, and I didn't see the message. Next thing I know joshua1251 messages me on Skype saying our fort is being pre-flooded. Maybe you should wait for me to actually see the message before you go ahead and do your own thing.
Once again, don't expect to get very far if you keep doing this. |
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AerofallJoin Date: 2013-07-08 Post Count: 27876 |
i forgot sword clans whine about preflooding even though we left room for the official amount of defenders
but thats a foreign language to you my apologies :/
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Feel free to preflood RB's fort, we allow it! |
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AerofallJoin Date: 2013-07-08 Post Count: 27876 |
royal blood is officially top tier in my eyes now
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XxZONExXxJoin Date: 2013-03-12 Post Count: 2781 |
EW STOP BEING SERIOUS IN MY SUPER SERIOUS POST GUYS. |
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