Even better: Add the tix icon and price labels back and whenever they try to buy one of these tix items, they'll be met with a really loud song with the words "APRIL FOOLS" flashing on the screen. Tears will be everywhere.
I am not a fiddle.
And if they try to buy something with their fake tix it automatically redirects to the get bc page, but theres a twist. You cant leave the page unless you buy bc!