hello, u may wonder who i am. well, i will answer u that in a moment. im kokujin-san, a powerful warrior who has single handidly rekt an entire imagawa legion. yes, thats me. i will make fj great and strong again, which is why u should vote for me.
how will i make it gret again? im glad u asked my frend. i will make it great by building a big fat wall around japan, so no mongols will ever get us, i swear.
i will also open up many rice farms and gib more jobs to fellow inhabitants of japan. believe me, it will be yuuuge.
if anyone calls me out otherwise, they're lying. they're fake news, believe me. its terrible.
thx for taking ur time reading this, i hope u vote for me... no, u will vote for me whether u like it or not, otherwse ur outcome will be the same as imagawa's legion. trust me on that.
signed by kokujin-san
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