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TotallyNotCap
#210404215Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:33 AM GMT

on my way home today i was going to the bus stop that i usually go to. there's a hobo digging for stuff (most likely bottles) in a trash can right next to the bus stop, and of course he asks me for 5 bucks when he notices me. i tell him that i don't carry cash with me (i actually don't) and walk off. he proceeds to follow me to the bus stop and starts commenting on my oilers hat. keep in mind that this guy literally sounds like a distorted tom waits (### already sounds like his vocals are horribly mutilated) and i can barely understand what he's saying. at this point i'm basically staring him down in a way that's basically just saying "#### off or i'll deck you" but he then starts going on and on about chess, and how war is basically chess with real people. my bus arrives and i get on it. for about 5 seconds i thought i was free until he gets on the bus himself and continues talking about random things that you'd probably expect a hobo who's obviously high on something to talk about. the bus is fairly crowded and the people around me are basically just listening to him incoherently mumble about something while i'm still giving him the "#### off or i'll deck you" stare, not saying anything back to him. he gets off eventually and i have about 10 people asking me what the #### just happened and if i knew the guy.
vikingsfan397
#210404351Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:35 AM GMT

turn this into a movie. oscar winner easily
deathrange07
#210404742Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:40 AM GMT

lmfaoooooo "Andorra and Moldova are more similar than Australia and New Vegas." - NastyEddie -- RIP Koolboy123, Oct. 1, 1992-Apr. 27, 2016 ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
TampaBay_Lightning
#210404868Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:42 AM GMT

why dont you carry around your rake anymore
OfficerVideoGame
#210404924Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:43 AM GMT

at this point i'm basically staring him down in a way that's basically just saying "#### off or i'll deck you" should've done it tbh
vikingsfan397
#210404949Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:43 AM GMT

he broke it jamming it up lugias bum
TotallyNotCap
#210405284Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:47 AM GMT

^
TampaBay_Lightning
#210405425Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:49 AM GMT

ok I'll make u a new one with a flamethrower attachment and a Gatling gun that shoots 30mm rounds at 4,200 RPM
BMLGUY
#210405600Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:51 AM GMT

this is why we need to keep the 2nd amendment
Matthew_Strome18
#210405942Thursday, February 23, 2017 12:56 AM GMT

tl;dr no, but in all honesty, that's pretty funny
TotallyNotCap
#210419662Thursday, February 23, 2017 3:18 AM GMT

oh, at some point he also asked me if i wanted to go to dairy queen for chocolate ice cream
vikingsfan397
#210419919Thursday, February 23, 2017 3:21 AM GMT

lmao
gr3attimmy111
#210422000Thursday, February 23, 2017 3:45 AM GMT

lol
TampaBay_Lightning
#210441912Thursday, February 23, 2017 11:16 AM GMT

if he was buying sure hobo

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