From the desk of LuckyTux, Republican Senator from Florida
My fellow Americans:
I would like to thank you for all of your support in our great country; It truly is remarkable how much y'all love this group. However, it has come to my attention that clowns have been ransacking the capital and many of you have lost millions to the invaders. Due to this being a repeating issue, I will be opening my bank account and donating to all who claim to have lost money to the clowns. For this transaction to go through, please speak with me at the capital OR shoot me a personal message.
Again, I apologize for the inconvenience and hope to pay back all who have lost their earnings.
L. Tux, R Senator of Florida |