Dear Fellow Americans,
As many of you are aware by this point now, following the swearing in of President of the United States, Rapidaax, I was brought in as the new Director of the Secret Service – to restructure, and restore integrity to the once elite division of Homeland Security. The United States Secret Service is typically known for staying out of the headlines, however I deem this statement highly necessary, as it is an attack on the tradition and security of a peaceful transition of power, authority and leadership of the Secret Service.
Today, I was notified that the former Director, JamesAUnderwood, was organising a coup against my leadership as Director of the Secret Service. JamesAUnderwood has attacked me personally, discriminated against my abilities to govern based on my time zone and has repeatedly attempted to manipulate the workings of this entity of Homeland Security. This is blatantly wrong, manipulative and in ways – corrupt.
I will admit, my current administration of the Secret Service has been rocky to a large extent that at times I have questioned my ability to fix this agent, however – I now have confirmation that JamesAUnderwood has purposefully tried to further corrupt the Secret Service in favour of his own personal gain.
Evidence of his wrong-doings can be found in my latest tweet:
@Sazux_RBX
The Secret Service, the Department of Homeland Security and the citizens of these United States condemn these divisive acts of sabotage.
May God Bless these United States of America,
Signed:
Secret Service Director,
Sazux
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