Normal stories: A Odd day.

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#212307926Sunday, March 19, 2017 4:44 AM GMT

Make a paragraph about after these four sentences: Last week, my friend took me to a convention for memes. but the reason i was there, is the fact that he / she threw a cold, stainless steel filled, frying pan at my face. threw me into the trunk of the most suspicious van of all time. after all that, once we make it to the lines...

creeperPB

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#212309335Sunday, March 19, 2017 5:11 AM GMT

one of my friends friends puked out rainbows, then the guy he threw up on, turns into a mustache with legs, and then flies away on a motorcycle with bananas for wings. And then the line suddenly disappeared, including that clown with a mask. (And no, its not H2O Delirious if you have a brain.) And immediately once we entered, a janitor named Brian appeared out of thin air. and then knocks all of us out with a brick. But once we woke up, Brian Forced us to look at some thing called... "Bard", once i looked at that, THING, and it told me that my friends aren't my friends, it was right, since my friend suddenly had a knife at my neck. And the some weirdo named Joe came and immediately shot my friend with a slingshot, with shotgun bullets. SO my friend died, i got hit with a brick again, and then i woke up to a hotel, with a big spider with a police cap on it. and then it somehow drove me home Via the same motorcycle the mustache from before. So basically, that day was like a meme, but long, dumb, and creative. The end! :D

mxddsi

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#212311201Sunday, March 19, 2017 5:51 AM GMT

This is a very crazy and weird story, but in some twisted reality, I really love it. Congratulations, you made me smile today. Heres my paragraph (I made it into a story because I'm the weirdest pre-author ever, I can make a story out of any kind of paragraph or description you give me): My friend and I were really close at the time, but it all changed after she took me to a convention for memes. When we arrived, we saw the Nyan Cat, a very cliche choice for her favorite meme, but oh well. I wanted to take a picture with the Nyan Cat because I knew I would never see it again. After the convention ended several hours later my friend texted me to meet her outside. When I saw her outside she argued that I took a picture to backstab her and steal her favorite meme. When I tried to convince her that I only wanted a picture she threw a steel cold frying pan at my face. After that I kind of blacked out, but I knew she had thrown me into some kind of shady van that was parked in the alleyway next to the convention exit. After all was said and done, we made it to the lines of the New York casino. I woke up after what seemed like an hour, and noticed my (EX) friend was about to open the van doors. She dragged me into the casino and was talking to a short man with chocolate brown hair and dark sunglasses. He had a tube on his neck that I suspected that he was involved with a security communication system or whatever. She came back over to me and dragged me into a room with surrounding windows, where people were staring at me whilst shouting and laughing. Finally, a man was talking to my friend and she unlocked the door. The man took me home and ever since I've been afraid of casinos. The guy ended up making me wear a teddy bear scarf all the time. Weird. (That ending was sloppy lmao) Insert cringey signature here.