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It has come to our attention that a certain Vaktovian officer has placed invisible machine gun turrets in the raider spawn. Although we cannot seem to get proof because it's invisible, we demand that the Empire release an official statement regarding the existence of weapons of mass destruction. We demand freedom of information.
We demand the following:
1. The truth regarding the secret turret in the raider spawn
2. The exile of Undercoverloser
3. The exile of Vaktovia's most inactive and privledged member, Vaktus
4. The implementation of a democratic platform for the Vaktovian people
5. An official apology for the death of Jesus Christ
6. Admit to causing the Twin Towers conspiracy
7. Admit that the Vaktovian Empire secretly funded the Germans during WW2
8. An official statement declaring that Black Lives Matter more than all other lives
9. Declare Islam the religion of peace
10. Convert to Islam
11. Support a free Kekistani state
12. Removal of troops from Kosovo
Failure to abide by these demands will result in UN sanctions, and an investigation of your country.
This requires 50 signatures in order to be officially sent to the Vaktovian Hi-com
Signed, Ryanwraith |
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Thought this was serious until you mentioned Jesus Christ |
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NobleDoggJoin Date: 2006-10-27
Post Count: 600 |
Signed. |
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Yav, I know it's fun to not be politically correct, but this petition is very serious and is important to our worlds future. Now go back to playing video games and let the adults talk. |
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VaIasJoin Date: 2012-12-16
Post Count: 2851 |
Signed |
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*pouts, rants, stamps feet*
*goes back to artwork* |
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Don't do that, or I will give you a spanking, and make you sit in the corner afterwards. |
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*runs, screaming and crying, fleeing from ryan*
*sits in the Swarmnest like a good Yamorian, playing with the controls* |
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HVAXJoin Date: 2014-07-16
Post Count: 4199 |
Signed, HateHaze |
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zman250Join Date: 2011-01-20
Post Count: 18410 |
signed
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We need more people signing this. |
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diorwangJoin Date: 2011-03-13
Post Count: 6366 |
13. give kehlani back to kyrie |
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Let's sign this nighttime C&Gers. |
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armanixusJoin Date: 2011-09-14
Post Count: 734 |
Signed.
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LockwaveJoin Date: 2009-12-15
Post Count: 410 |
Signed. |
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DurovnaxJoin Date: 2011-09-27
Post Count: 2202 |
Signed. |
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Signed....
jk, Uncoverloser is not just a loser. He is my loser!
anyone who tried to touch him will face my wraith! |
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