Fellow Citizens of Dockland,
It is once again time for elections. This state is so gosh darn dysfunctional, it seems like there's some sort of elections every other week!
All joking aside, this is a pretty messed up state. Corrupt politicians, constant shootouts in the streets, the whole 9 yards. And so many politicians come out saying they can fix it, but they usually do nothing, and sometimes even make the problem worse!
So, why am I running to be part of a system I hate so much? Well, I don't even know. Maybe because I'm on spring break and have some time to kill. Maybe it's because I've been on /pol/ too much. But, I do have one big reason why you should vote for me: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
I've never been actively involved in any public department, and I have no policies planned out. But I do know that we need people who don't know how the system works in order to dethrone the ((((forces at play)))).
So, go ahead and write "support" ## ### ###### of this, and maybe we can fix this mess.
Somewhat Sincerely,
YouNeedToLiveMore
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