My fellow Lysterians and C&G,
(Insert long essay here that no one ever reads about how LS is dead and I am the only one who can save it, because Marinist and Flav are bad and I am GOD. Brag about experience, TAE war win, and meaningless past achievements. Also insert joke about flogging conman somewhere down the line)
I promise to all my comrades that I will do the following
-Fix literally everything
So far I have gathered the support of the following High Command Members.
-Loyal Disciple CONMAN
-Sentient Destroyer of Worlds, Toast
-Janitor Custodian Master Wardency
-Big Daddy Rob
-Star
-Everyone else
Support me and MAKE LYSTERIA GREAT AGAIN
-Exalted the GOD of LORTEX
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