Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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So he's a giant Maine Koone dude and likes doing that affectionate head-butt thing.
Except his head is hard as a rock and he aggressively head-butts so if it catches you on the lip or the nose it kind of hurts.
He jumped up on my desk as I was browsing YouTube and started to walk back and forth while head-butting. Only one smacked me right in the nose and it started bleeding.
I don't think animals realize their own strength sometimes, honestly.
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Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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Plural!
Sir, I only have one feline buddy...
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Is your cat a boxer like you are? |
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19_08Join Date: 2016-01-29
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Kill it.
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Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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I won't kill him but I'll let him kill you.
Then we'll both eat you and pick our teeth with your bones.
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FoxyCobraJoin Date: 2012-04-13
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Are you sure you dont have a domesticated bull but not a cat?? |
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My cat likes to ### ## ## #### when I sleep. |
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Alley, is your cat a boxer just like you?
if so, who would win in a fight, you or him? In my opinion, your cat has the edge over you, seeing it was able to make ur nose bleed and knock you out in 1 hit |
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Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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That sounds, uh, dirty.
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Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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My cat would win because I could never hit him and he'd attack me instantly!
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My cat likes to # # # ## ## # # # # |
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wow she likes to lie on my head |
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Domestic... that's um... animal abuse
wait a minute... are you... MIKE VICK!? |
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I guess to set is a bad word |
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FoxyCobraJoin Date: 2012-04-13
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Can animals be charged for human assault abused |
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Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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No, they just get put to sleep.
Sad.
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That's it alley
This is the spooder animal police dept. I'm here to arrest your cat on charges of Assault & Battery |
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Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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No, you can't take him. He's my son.
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19_08Join Date: 2016-01-29
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Just kill the damn cat.
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Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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I won't kill him but I'll let him kill you.
Then we'll both eat you and pick our teeth with your bones.
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19_08Join Date: 2016-01-29
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I'll jsut get my dog ;)
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Alley_CatJoin Date: 2008-09-28
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I'll kill your dog and eat it, too.
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