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But the b@d@ss be strong...
I get up, brush myself off, and shout curse words at the drone.
It's so traumatized that it drops the cookie and starts crying oil.
I snatch it up, pull down a pair of shades, and walk away.
Also, I throw a lit match behind me so that the drone explodes.
*swag intensifies* |
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A small device collides with the back of your head, bounding off and hitting the floor. It radiated purple with a small stream of light coming from the centre. Suddenly, the beam erupted in the shape of a human- Me, standing proudly with a sub machine gun held up to your forehead.
"Drop the cookie and I won't turn you into the next Frankenstein's monster, ya t w * t." |
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But I'm still a b@d@ss.
I pull out a finger gun.
"No, you've got to drop the cookie."
You drop your gun. "AAH HOW'S THAT EVEN WORK?"
I crush your gun dramatically under my foot, and walk off with the cookie. |
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(I forgot o ne thing. Me and Dark are admins. Dark will be the Plot Maker.) |
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"I WASN'T EVEN HOLDING THE COOKIE!" I exclaimed, lunging at you ferociously, pinning you to the ground and slapping you at an impressive rate with my right hand while pick-pocketting you with my left. |
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But my b@d@ssery cannot be contained!
"No..." I say.
"You were."
Then, I yank a phone out of your back pocket, open it, and reveal your web browser, complete with...
COOKIES.
ROASTED.
I pull down another pair of sunglasses, and you get blown away. I steal the cookie, and walk off, to the theme of "Back in Black." |
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Kayla3DJoin Date: 2012-09-03
Post Count: 1929 |
i finally get out of being frozen sneezing alot because i got a cold and decided to take the cookie away so i pedal to dark and take the cookie back to the table saying "The cookie shall go on the table of cookies." |
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I drive my Sherman over, to steal the cookie.
But I can't reach it.
So I shoot the cookie...
And throw in a cookie box.
"Upping the ante!" |
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Kayla3DJoin Date: 2012-09-03
Post Count: 1929 |
i look at the sherman this time and decide to bring out my own weapon... LEMON BOMBS! i throw them inside of it blowing it up with citrus juice and pick up the cookie (if i read ur post right) and find a new table placing it on it and continue eating lemons |
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But I'm a b@d@ss, and that cookie is MINE!
I walk up and snatch the cookie.
I pull down a THIRD pair of shades.
TOO MLG. |
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Kayla3DJoin Date: 2012-09-03
Post Count: 1929 |
i go peddling over to him and quickly take the lemon back and comment how nice the shades are. |
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21_BJoin Date: 2017-05-07
Post Count: 23 |
d00d i did allah akba everyone is ded m8 |
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I thank you, and leave.
You took the lemon, not the cookie, so I'm cool. B) |
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I drive by Dark, and take the cookie.
Then I give him a cookie box.
"Fair trade?" |
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"NO!" I pull out some Mountain Dew and dump it under your treads. It smashes your tank with MLG power. Then, I yank out the cookie, which is now swaggy from all that Mountain Dew. |
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I come forth with a helicopter, and drop a huge load of Doritos on Dark's vehicle. I lower myself down with a thick rope, and reach for the cookie. The rope raises me up, with my fingers barely holding on to the MLG cookie. I can't wait to eat it and get that MLG power! I sit down in my helicopter, and start going away. |
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"Oooh... now you've done it."
Evil music starts playing, as I summon a giant army of NeoTanks from Advance Wars.
"Meet retro villain stuff."
The Sherman depixelizes, and the mountain dew evaporated.
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But you forgot...All b@d@sses have the ability to blow random stuff up. I throw a match behind me, which instantly blows up all the tanks. I yank down ANOTHER pair of sunglasses, and use their built-in MLG lasers to shoot down the helicopter. I stride over, grab the cookie, blow up the mess with ANOTHER match, and pull out a batch of w 3 3 d. |
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(Actually, void that)
Sad violin plays as the sherman blows up.
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I sit in the ground with the burning remains of the helicopter, as I watch the MLG cookie get out of my grasp. |
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Kayla3DJoin Date: 2012-09-03
Post Count: 1929 |
as this happened i was simply eating the lemon watching the explosion then when i finished it realised dark had taken all the lemons so i pedal over to him and ask for the lemons. |
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"You know what?"
I drive by, riding a neotank. These tanks are POWERFUL.
"I volunteer as the referee."
A new cookie floats in. |
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Kayla3DJoin Date: 2012-09-03
Post Count: 1929 |
ty for the lemons, they're nice when they aren't sweet and then i simply catch a ride on the tank or as most call it hitch hiking |
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The NeoTank's hatch opens, and fires a blob of gel at heal her.
"Hey, I AM the referee." |
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