This is all before hello kitty and make me your leader..
Oh no a story-
Noob was sitting down,playing overwatch,destroying with Road Hog
"YE GET REKT" He yelled when he destroys some person with road hog
He turns on the chat and immediately turned it off,the salt...he thought...the salt..
"Huh,overwatch is surprisingly fun,I don't know why it's not fun..." Noob said
"I mean like,it's fun,but I'm just gonna go eat something from the fridge.."
"Hungry as hell."
Noob goes to the fridge
He opens the fridge,
But he's surprised,as bird was shoved in a little space and immediately fell out of the fridge
Bird falls flat on the floor
"Ack!" He puts his head up
"What the hell,bird." Noob said
"I tried finding food myself,but I got stuck in a fridge..." Bird said
"HOW DID YOU EVEN GET STUCK IN A FRIDGE" Noob yelled
"You see,this fridge is very very unique,it how it works..." Bird continued
"The fridge as a design that only can-" But bird couldn't continue,noob stopped him
"No,bird,I'm not sitting through your talk about design,I know how long you can cut off until you realize it's night and I had to sit through that once.." Noob said
"O-oh..sorry..noob..I just...you know...I easily can talk." Bird said
"..." Bird said...?
"..." Noob said...?
It was a silence...I mean..bird fell out of a fridge..so I don't really care as a narrator.
Noob wanted to bring something up because he really wanted too
"So ey,mate,how are the wings going." He poked bird
"Shut up.." Bird said
"But a bird like you needs to fly out of the nest." Noob teased
"Shut up.." Bird said again
"I know how to shut up!" Noob said
"How..." Bird said
"By going to a pizza place?" Noob suggested
Bird got excited and immediately yelled "YES!!!"
"Woah calm down there bird,we are gonna go there right now..." Noob said,trying to calm bird down
"JUST IMAGINE THE PIZZA" He yelled out again (Bird)
"Okay okay." Noob grabbed bird and dragged him to the pizza place
A short walk later.
They walk in.
"Woah holy cow,this is a amazing smell." Noob said
"FOOD!" Bird yelled out excited
Bird runs to the counter and slammed his tentacle on the counter
"I WOULD LIKE FOOD" Bird yelled
The employee was nervous and just handed him a pizza,afraid of his tentacle
Bird goes to a empty table and signals noob to come over
Noob sighed
"He's some times helpful.."
Noob sits down next to bird
"Hehe,bird,how are you going to eat it with your mask on?"
Bird immediately realized,he can't eat with his mask on
"Noob,nobody can see me with my mask off,it ruins my reputation" He said making an excuse.
"Sure..." Noob said rolling his eyes
Bird slowly pushed the food away from him to noob
"Just save some in the fridge,I'll find a way to eat it..."
Noob takes a slice from the pizza,he wasn't gonna eat it all.
He only takes a single bite before something strange happened.
II strange looking people walked in through the doors
"Hey....they look familiar to me...." Bird said as he looked at the strangers
"Yes,I am familiar" The stranger pulled down their hood
Bird realized who they were.
"YOUR HELLO KITTY!" He yelled
"Yes,of course,who else would I be?" She laughed
Bird stands up and is about to fight.
"I'm going to fight you,hello kitty."
"Why?" She asked,confused
"You've always pranked me and noob!" Bird replied
"Pfft.." She giggled
"You know,those pranks cost me time,but they are worth it!" She said
"Well,they won't cost anything when your DEAD!" Bird yelled
---PILOT EPISODE ACT I END---
I also recommend you track the bait war threads. And the bio of the characters,track that too..
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