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jetpackboy
#227501153Monday, November 13, 2017 12:34 AM GMT

To the American people, I am writing this today to announce my candidacy for the Senate Class 3 Elections. For those of you who do not know me, I am jetpackboy, formerly KennethBoneFJ. I have been in NUSA since late 2012, and have held a multitude of positions spanning many years. I have in fact been a Senator before a while ago, and I am asking you to place your signature, and later, vote, in my trust once again. During my NUSA career, I've held a variety of jobs, including Federal Judge, Directors of USMS and NSA, in addition to high ranking positions in the Secret Service, Assistant to the Attorney General (Sept. 2016), DoJ District Attorney for Washington DC, FAA Board of Directors, FBI, USCP, LVPD Captain, DIA, BoP, DoT, SWAT, DHS. Some of these positions are relevant to my candidacy for Senate, others not so much. I'm not going to lie to you, the American citizens, I have not always been a good person. I've had a past as a criminal, one which brought with it many troubling times in my personal life. I make no excuses for what I did when I undertook these criminal actions, however I wish to reassure you that those kind of activities are well and truly in the past, I have become legally BAR certified recently and have undertaken legal work. I promise you that I regret my past actions 100% and if I could go back and change them, I would, but I have now changed and want to be a better person to improve the future in NUSA for all of us. Now, past aside, why should you sign and vote for me as a Senator over anybody else? My political affiliation is independent, as the current state of political parties in NUSA is a tad hectic, and I'd like to be free of pressure from whips and party leaders so I can make informed, unbiased decisions on how I conduct my business as a Senator. I have extensive legislative experience and knowledge of the law, in addition to a superb moral conduct, so I hope you can see that I'm an ideal candidate to vote for. My aim is to add my voice to the current mix in Congress so as to provide a voice of balance and reason that will fight for the rights of every single citizen of this country. I'm not going to make radical promises about "removing abuse" and "jobs for everyone". That would be false, as no single candidate can do that alone. What I can promise you is that if you place your faith in me and elect me as your Senator, I will do my UPMOST to serve you in every capacity available to me. I will be open and freely contactable, transparent with my conduct, approachable and honest. Anybody with questions or concerns is free to contact me at any time, and this will continue to happen should I hopefully be elected. I hope that this has persuaded you to sign this thread for me to be entered into the upcoming Senate elections. If you have any concerns or queries about my candidacy, please feel free to contact me at any time. Thank you for reading, please sign below so we can take a step together towards a better, brighter and more fair future for our country.
Norman_Paperman
#227501184Monday, November 13, 2017 12:35 AM GMT

Signed and endorsed! -Sen. Norman Paperman
AuthurBishop
#227501213Monday, November 13, 2017 12:35 AM GMT

Signed, AuthurBishop
Slushie_Sam
#227501262Monday, November 13, 2017 12:36 AM GMT

Signed Good candidate "Whoop dee doo!"
chrisli75
#227501295Monday, November 13, 2017 12:37 AM GMT

A wise man once said: i've been a senator i've been a criminal forgive me im good bar certified very good know lots of ship sign the flipping forum Therefore, I sign!
Yellow_Toaster
#227501457Monday, November 13, 2017 12:40 AM GMT

Signed, - Yellow_Toaster
MoneyBubble10
#227501535Monday, November 13, 2017 12:42 AM GMT

signed, moneybubble10 fbi ead nhp major
AidanTheGamerGod
#227501617Monday, November 13, 2017 12:43 AM GMT

Signed
Arabdownload
#227501945Monday, November 13, 2017 12:51 AM GMT

If you sign this you are actually insane. This man is literally a complete waste of time, if he gets elected it'll be the end of congress. -Omar
jetpackboy
#227502136Monday, November 13, 2017 12:55 AM GMT

Re: the above by arabdownload This gentleman provides no explanation as to why he claims I am a "waste of time". I suspect it's because I exercised my right to a lawyer when one of his colleagues false arrested me a while ago. Still - I hold no grudge. If you have any query or concern of merit with regards to how I'd be in Congress, please contact me.
ChaosDynasty
#227502382Monday, November 13, 2017 1:00 AM GMT

BlakzTan
#227502447Monday, November 13, 2017 1:02 AM GMT

Signed, BlakzTan FPS Assistant Director
ImDime
#227503003Monday, November 13, 2017 1:16 AM GMT

SIGNED IMDIME Ze Peofect.
AcidRaps
#227503243Monday, November 13, 2017 1:21 AM GMT

Signed
Ozzymen
#227503431Monday, November 13, 2017 1:25 AM GMT

Signed!!!
Rierizat
#227503566Monday, November 13, 2017 1:28 AM GMT

Signed EMS Deputy Chief, Rierizat
Pinkfatty
#227504482Monday, November 13, 2017 1:47 AM GMT

dont let this distract you from the fact that this guy is a criminal behind the scenes
DAVIDGC890
#227504502Monday, November 13, 2017 1:47 AM GMT

Signed
Flammus
#227504706Monday, November 13, 2017 1:52 AM GMT

Signed Good luck friend
partyjock
#227505734Monday, November 13, 2017 2:16 AM GMT

Signed
Goronado
#227506183Monday, November 13, 2017 2:29 AM GMT

One a criminal, always a criminal. I'll pass. oof
sophisticationer
#227506270Monday, November 13, 2017 2:31 AM GMT

signed but ur still antifa? noob
Ryphen
#227513462Monday, November 13, 2017 7:12 AM GMT

signed
jetpackboy
#227527681Monday, November 13, 2017 8:48 PM GMT

@goronado That's false, some of our most highly respected and trusted government officials have once been criminals. Everyone has a past. It's experience - move on. @sophis No, I resigned as their lawyer as soon as they declared themselves violent.
Super_Block
#227527775Monday, November 13, 2017 8:50 PM GMT

signed ur daddy

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