Run, Rudolph, Run
Santa: Cmon Rudolph! Let’s get you all ready for tomorrow night!
Rudolph: Okay Boss!
Santa: You are such a good reindeer, have a carrot!
Rudolph *eats*
(Lights fade out on Rudolph, and onto the other reindeers)
Dancer: Ugh, Rudolph steals ALL the spotlight!
Prancer: I know right! We need to find a way to put him back in his place.
Cupid: Don’t you think we should give him another chance?
Vixen: No chance, no way
Comet: He doesn’t deserve it.
Donner: Let’s push him into a well!
Blitzen: Let’s chase him away!
Dancer: Yes, let’s chase him away. See how long it takes for him to run!
(BLACKOUT)
Donner: Rudolph, do you like water?
Rudolph: Why?
Blitzen: Do you like tag?
Rudolph: Yeah? Are you going to include me in your games?
Donner: Yeah, no.
Rudolph: O.o
Blitzen: OPERATION RUDOLPH TAG IS AGO!
(All the other reindeer run out)
(Song: Tag, You’re It)
(Rudolph runs off stage)
Dancer: I guess our work here is done, listen, when Santa asks, Rudolph ran away, ok?
Cup######at is lying!
Blitzen: Cupid, do you want to be the new Rudolph?
Cupid: No but-
Donner: EXACTLY!
Cupid: I guess so…
Prancer: So, Dancer, are you leading the sleigh tonight?
Comet: I vote Dancer!
(Song: Jingle Bell Rock)
(BLACKOUT)
Santa: Where is Rudolph, we’re about to do a practice flight!
Vixen: Rudolph ran away, I think Dancer should take over.
Santa: No, unless she has a shiny, red nose that can lead us through the sky, no way.
Dancer: But I’ve been training so hard!!
Santa: For the final time, NO!
Prancer: Rudolph ran away, we said!
Santa: Oh goodness! We need to find him!
(Song: Call Me Maybe)
Santa: Hello?
Frosty: Sure, I’ll come right over!
Santa: Hi!
Snow Queen: Of course, I’ll help!
Santa: Hey!
Mother Nature: Will I?
Santa: Ciao! Sorry, I’m running out of ways to say hello!
Sandman: No problem, I’m coming ASAP.
(BLACKOUT)
(We see all the figures on stage)
Santa: We need to get up that mountain.
(They all look up)
Comet: You’re kidding right?
All: NOPE
Prancer: Why do WE have to do this?!
Santa: You chased him away!
Dancer: Who told you that?
(Cupid walks out)
All Reindeer: REALLY?!
Cupid: It was wrong!
Dancer: You stupid reindeer.
Mother Nature: Watch your language! Do you want me to turn you into a rat?
Sandman: Dancer is one at heart.
Vixen: Rude much?
Frosty: Let’s just go.
(They all trek up the mountain)
Rudolph: Oh God! It’s the reindeer!
Snow Queen: *freezes Rudolph*
Rudolph: Mmmmmmm yujhbgyuikjhbvfgtyu
Snow Queen: Always works the trick.
Sandman: Look Rudolph, say something, and we’ll unfreeze you, if you promise to not run away.
Rudolph: I promise hygftyjhgfrtyujhg
Snow Queen: *unfreezes*
Snow Queen: Good. Now, we need you to come back, it will save Christmas!
Rudolph: I’ll be a SAVIOUR?
Santa: Yes, Rudolph, you will.
All the figures: PLEASE?
Rudolph: Okay!
Narrator 1: Dancer was on poop duty, carrot growing duty, and also carrot suspension.
Narrator 2: Prancer went into anger management
Narrator 1: All the other reindeer were Rudolph’s servants for quite a while
Narrator 2: All the legendary figures were given awards for their courageous acts of heroism.
Narrator 1 & 2: And from all of us?
All: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(Curtain Calls)
(Song: Run, Rudolph, Run)
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