so1001Join Date: 2009-03-15 Post Count: 9851 |
Nerd: YAY! ACTION FIGURES!
Bully: *Beats up nerd, leaves*
Announcer: HEY YOU!
Nerd: Who, me?
Announcer: Yeah, you.
Nerd: TELAMON!?
Announcer: Still getting beat up by bullies, can't defend yourself?
Nerd: Yah.
Announcer: Well then...HOW TO BE FORUMER, IS THE DVD FOR YOU! *Throws DVD at Nerd*
Nerd: Ow.
Announcer: This DVD comes with your two very own, personal trainer!
Trainer1: Hello. My name is Inb4lolohwaitIamapersonwhoneedstoteachyouhowtobeaforumerperson.
Trainer2: Hello, I am...Cody.
Both trainers: WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO BE...FORUMER!
Trainer1: LESSON 1in being a forumer: you need a personality. Here are examples of personalities:
Trainer2: The NO U forumer.
Trainer1: The Pi forumer
Trainer2: The Chuck Norris Forumer.
Trainer1: An last but not least, the YOUJUSTGOTPWNEDBYMEYOUNOOB forumer!
Trainer2: LESSON 2! Forumers have catchphraises!
Trainer1: YABA! DABA! DOO!
Trainer2: Giggity
Trainer1: 3.14
Trainer2; BILLY MAYS!
Trainer1: LESSON 3: Forumers can sing!
Trainer2;YOU CAN BEG ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU WON'T GET THE BONE, BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT AT HOME ALONE!
Trainer1: SOULJA BOY UP IN DIS HOME!
Both trainers: If you follow all these lessons, it should look a little something like this:
Nerd: Hey dude.
Bully: NERD!
Nerd: No, wait! I know how to be forumer now...NO U!
Bully: *Beats up nerd*
[The End. I know I'll get some "tl;dr"replies.] |
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buiscuitJoin Date: 2008-12-29 Post Count: 6385 |
Havent I seen this on television O_e |
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so1001Join Date: 2009-03-15 Post Count: 9851 |
NOTE: This is referanced off of Nigahiga. |
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Coolak64Join Date: 2009-08-10 Post Count: 7166 |
Nigahiga impersonator. |
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carlos97590Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2008-08-10 Post Count: 48275 |
before being forumer you need to be ninja |
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so1001Join Date: 2009-03-15 Post Count: 9851 |
That was the joke. It was supposed to be off of nigahiga >_< |
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buiscuitJoin Date: 2008-12-29 Post Count: 6385 |
before foruming you must learn how to read
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AFIfreakJoin Date: 2009-02-08 Post Count: 15226 |
All the steps in one convenient DVD! |
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gatolinJoin Date: 2007-10-19 Post Count: 8183 |
scary. |
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Well, that was weird random, and funny. |
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so1001Join Date: 2009-03-15 Post Count: 9851 |
I may actually do this with my friends. |
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aquay1Join Date: 2009-04-20 Post Count: 12610 |
How to be nerd by Nigahiga. |
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How to be a fourmer: Be creative. |
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Tipper213Join Date: 2008-06-06 Post Count: 4491 |
*May or May not work for Nerds/Cats/Humans/Furryz. |
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Maybe not creative, but something like that. |
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so1001Join Date: 2009-03-15 Post Count: 9851 |
I BRING LIFE TO THIS THREAD....LIFE! |
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colew2Join Date: 2008-11-04 Post Count: 4457 |
xD |
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so1001Join Date: 2009-03-15 Post Count: 9851 |
BUMP! |
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Grunge12Join Date: 2008-07-12 Post Count: 26055 |
@Carlos: Yes. Yes indeed. |
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so1001Join Date: 2009-03-15 Post Count: 9851 |
Before you become a ninja, you need to have an account :P |
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