rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 6642 |
We all say ways of how you can destory a bug.
Step on it. |
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piecheeseJoin Date: 2008-06-05 Post Count: 950 |
poison |
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sean1Join Date: 2008-04-26 Post Count: 6026 |
toothpicks :D surgery :D |
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ZoeycatJoin Date: 2009-06-21 Post Count: 9579 |
Let your cat chase it. |
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If it's a bee, put it in my dog's face and one of them will eat it. |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 6642 |
Shoot it. |
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viva12Join Date: 2008-03-23 Post Count: 13624 |
Lock it in the oven and set it for 300 degreese |
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Slice it in half with my Samarai Sword. (If that bug was Alexis Paker) |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 6642 |
Eat it. Just eat it. |
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My cousin eats grasshoppers and crickets. |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 6642 |
Chuck Norris.
Need I say more? |
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HoranovenJoin Date: 2008-07-11 Post Count: 11034 |
Using my overly-powerful and extreamly sinister mind, I shall plot a plan that cannot possibly fail.
Materials:
Metal Rods(Titanium, if available. Steel works fine as a replacement)
Gears
Cage
Liquid Element(Nitrogen or Carbon Dioxide)
Radioactive Elements(Uranium, mostly)
Explosive Compounds
Leaf
Steps:
Step1: Using metal, gears, cage, liquid element, and highly unstable radioactive elements to build partialy-portable trap.
Step2: Locate the insect and carry the trap over to an area 17 degrees north of its current position and then move the trap up to 3 degrees east or west depenging on insect species and sub-species. Place Explosive Compounds into cage.
Step3: Place Leaf 3 minutes after trap placement in the cage. Wait 3 hours for insect to reach final destination.
Step4: Activate Trap. Watch liquid elements freeze the insect and then stand back as radioactive elements ignite the explosive compounds.
Step5: Laugh like a mad scientist. You have successfully killed the insect and deserve a nap.
Step6: Think more evil thoughts. Plan next experiment. |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 6642 |
Make him run over by elephants 1000 times. |
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HoranovenJoin Date: 2008-07-11 Post Count: 11034 |
What? You think my plan can fail? HAH!! Impossible. |
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HoranovenJoin Date: 2008-07-11 Post Count: 11034 |
*shrugs* Sure. *Hands pokemonkid66 powerful explosives* They explode if their temperture goes above 100 degrees. |
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there a old saying made for me give me explosives an i will give you death!
*plants explosives*
MUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
*runs away*
*BOOM* |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 6642 |
Weegee stare. |
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HoranovenJoin Date: 2008-07-11 Post Count: 11034 |
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Its not warm enough for them to explode... *takes out detonator* And a Scientist always has a backup plan... *detonates explosives on pokemonkid66* |
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podraptorJoin Date: 2008-10-13 Post Count: 19826 |
RickRoll the bug. Laugh with earmuffs on as the bug goes deaf and explodes. |
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here a better idea!!!
*drops a unlit bomb on bug*
IT IS DEAD MUAHHAHAHAHABHHAHAHAAHHA |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03 Post Count: 6642 |
Put Justin Bieber on. I hate that Banshee... |
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HoranovenJoin Date: 2008-07-11 Post Count: 11034 |
I don't think RickRoll works on arthropods...they don't even know what RickRoll is. |
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