AradicusJoin Date: 2008-09-12
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Chapter 1: How it began
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It was a beautiful sunny skybox. This kind of thing was rare, considering all of the noobs that have been running around recently. Spammers and hackers and alts. That's half the community. But anyways, I was in ultimate paintball. My team had just won the round when something happened. A player named "???" joined the game. All of us were locked in place and unable to exit. "I hayv an announsmunt to maik," said ??? in an icy voice "i hayv brot war two roblox. Yore syte wil bee ourz. Thayr is notheeng yoo can dew abowt it." With those words said, he left the game. We could all move again. Suddenly, my friend came into the game. With him, a radio. Over it, a storm watch said something that chilled me to the pixels. The radio said "In other words, a seemingly catyclymsic wave of spam is headed to OT. We are not sure if our moderator's barriers can hold this. Everyone should take shelter."
That was NOT good.
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Chapter 2: To the shelter!
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I decided the best place to take shelter would be legitimate chess club. After all, it's underground, the house is made of diamond plating and the snow is cambodian! Plus, we could play chess until the whole thing blew over. My friends and I all went there and went down into the base. I got a lab coat and declared myself head scientist. I found a user named gamizar to RP with. We were playing for a little while. Finally, it came time for the wave to hit. Gamizar and I decided to do one last RP. I threw him in the mutating machine. I started the experiment. Suddenly, all the power went out. Gamizar was caught in the middle of the mutation process and I couldn't see anything. I heard the radio from the other room. It said the wave of spam knocked out power in most places. Suddenly, I heard a roar from the room I was in. "Gamizar?" I called out. All I heard in response was another roar, then the sound of smashing metal. The emergency power kicked in, and what I saw was NOT a pretty sight. There were dents all over the floor and the machine appeared to be fried. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention the massive mutant Gamizar stomping towards me?
That might have been an important detail...
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Chapter 3: More problems to add to the list
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I took out my DGGed sword and pried open the door with it. I ran out and let it shut in gamizar's face, but of course he smashed right through it. I ran to the couch elevator. Guess what? Another problem. The elevator was run by the reactor, which was out of power. I took out my sword and sliced at gamizar. I forced him back and down a shaft to the left. I ran for the reactor. Of course, more problems. The door out of the shaft area was smashed and gamizar left more dents in his wake. I turned the corner to add ANOTHER problem to the list. There was rubble blocking the path to the reactor. Suddenly, a player came up behind me. I heard a voice say "Looking to get through there?" I quickly turned around to see patrline. "Follow me." He said. We walked to the employees only door, which he opened. He took out a pickaxe and handed it to me. I ran back to the rocks and smashed through them with the pickaxe. I ran through to the reactor core, which is where gamizar seemed to have gone. I entered to see patrline AGAIN. How did he get there so fast? Why was he suddenly bigger? Patrline let out a roar. And WHY did he just roar at me? Suddenly, it all hit me.
Add one more to the list of problems, Patrline's been infected.
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Chapter 4: Trade one for another
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Gamizar appeared to have already left, so it was just Patrline and I fighting in the reactor. I unsheathed my sword. Patrline pulled out one of his own. Patrline did an inhuman leap up to the wiring near the top of the reactor. I jumped up to climb after him. I tried to slice him with my sword. Patrline jumped up higher. I struggled to climb up. I don't even remember it going this high... I lunged at him and cut him on the arm. Patrline smashed a hole in one of the walls and lava poured out onto the reactor floor. Then, he tried to punch me off into it. I got hit and went flying across the room, but landed safely. I climbed back up some of the walls and jumped across, sword outstreched. Patrline knocked me away. This time, I was going to land in lava. This time, I was dead for sure. Suddenly, I heard the sound of a foot stomping on metal. A wave of binary swept through the entire map. Time was frozen. I saw 3 robloxians wearing suits and shades walk into the reactor, unaffected by the lava. One leaped up to patrline's level and threw him down, whereas another one CAUGHT the massive thing without even flinching. What WERE these people? The other one clapped his arms together and the lava drained. They all walked off, one carrying the patrline mutant. The last one stomped his foot one more time, binary sweeping again. I finished my fall to the ground. I quickly hit the on switches to the power and ran out to thank the agents, but they were already gone. Instead, I saw the massive beast that was gamizar in the doorway.
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Chapter 5: My world in ruins
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Gamizar charged at me. I quickly dodged to the right and ran up the ramp. I got an idea. Gamizar let out his roar and charged up the ramp after me. I ran at the wall, but stepped away at the last second. He smashed into it. That bought me a little bit of time to prepare. I ran all the way back up to the A-1 lab. I tried fixing the machine. It worked a little. My minor repairs would have to do, because just then, Gamizar charged in through the open space where the door was. I had one chance to get this right. With all my strength, I shoved gamizar over the rail and back into the machine. I pulled the switch. Gamizar was screaming like a lunatic. I ran to the controls and did the only thing I could to stop him. I overloaded the machine. There was an explosion, and gamizar was no more. Of course, that would be getting off easy. The overload appeared to have activated the self-destruct. I ran over to the elevator and got back out into the snow. I was alive, but... wait? The club exploded, but I didn't care anymore. What I saw was massive swarms of noobs attacking the more advanced players. My friend's radio also carried another bad message. It said "WARNING: The invading noobs are using the worst hack we've ever seen. It is irreversible and it makes it so any killed players WILL NOT EVER RESPAWN. Use your last WO carefully."
I hate bad news.
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Chapter 6: Swarmed with spammers
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I pulled out my sword and ran into the fight. I sliced apart a few noobs. When all of them lay in pieces, I sat down to catch my breath. Before I knew it, another wave showed up. This time, it was spammers. The front line of them held up megaphones and yelled spam into them. The noise they were making was unbelievable. Shouts of "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1111OEN111ELEVEN1", "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOORRRRZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and "REEEPORRRTTTTTEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!ONE!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!" rang out into the crowd. The noise was deafening and brought the weaker fighters to their feet. The spammers swarmed into the crowd, attacking us. I noted they seemed unable to shut up. I ran into the croud, not caring about the noise. I sliced them apart, 1 by 1. Suddenly, One of them stole my sword and started slobbering on it. I was disarmed and in the middle of a crowd of noobs.
Add another problem to the list.
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Chapter 7: I get help from Telamon
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Suddenly, I heard a noise. It was a cry of "ZOMG HAX!!!111!!!!11ONE!!!". A random noob went flying over all the others and landed dead at my feet. I saw other noobs flying straight over the crowd and landing dead. The last noob in front of me went flying foreward. I sidestepped and the body took out some others behind me. My sword landed at my feed. Standing in his place was Telamon armed with a windforce. "Need some help?" he asked. "That would be nice." I replied. Telamon took a full sized minivan out of his inventory and dropped it like a skateboard. "Get in." he said. He jumped into the driver's seat and we drove off. We ran down some spammers in front of us and were on the road. Time to kick back and relax.
Of course, that wasn't going to last long.
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Chapter 8: I curse my building skills
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We were driving toward the center of ROBLOXIA: Crossroads. It would probably be where ??? was hiding. We got about 5000 studs away when we were suddenly attacked. A massive thing suddenly attacked the minivan, knocking it off the road. Minigun fire shot through the walls and started hitting us. Telamon took a few hits and fell lifeless against the seat. I ran out of the van to see something that horrified me. A massive black mech walker. Could it really be what I thought it was? Suddenly, 2 turrets on the legs turned to fire at me. It WAS what I thought it was. It was the Aradrian Black Widow, my vehicle of destruction. Piloting it was ???. He yelled from the pilot room "YOO IZ MAEKING THIZ HARED FOUR MI SU EYE HAYV TWO KIL YOOU." I stole Telamon's Windforce and ran over to the widow. This would be my only chance. I stabbed it into one of the legs, which flew back and got jammed. ??? let out an inhuman yell and smashed the controls. The mech exploded. ??? was not to be seen in the rubble. I ran back to the van. Telamon's corpse was gone.
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Chapter 9: Breaking and entering
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I was completely alone again. I got back in the van, grabbed some building tools and fixed it. I got back on the road and drove to crossroads. What I found was not what I expected. It looked like a massive fortress. Bodies and rubble were all over the ground and signs were posted saying "Keep out!" and "Intruders will be bloxxed on sight." I knew I couldn't knock on the door... So I tried something else. I took a sign off a post and set it up as a ramp. I drove off of it and smashed through a wall in the base. It went right through a meeting room. ??? and a few banned robloxians were meeting there. ??? said "Looks as if the banland jailbreak will have to wait. We have a visitor." Dignity flicked his hand and a wave of binary wrapped around me. 1x1x1 took out a twisted ban hammer and ran up to me. I closed my eyes in fear, waiting to be destroyed.
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Chapter 10: I take a trip to banland
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Suddenly, I heard a stomp. Footsteps. Why wasn't I hit yet? I opened my eyes to see 1x1x1's mouth open for a battle cry. He was frozen in mid air, hammer just over my head. Everyone else was watching silently from the table. Suddenly, three agents walked into the room, one holding a mutant I recognized as patrline. One picked me up and moved me out of the way. The one holding patrline put him down in my spot. The other two brushed me off. Then, one took out a little grey cylinder. He pointed it in my face and used it. There was a red flash. Then they were gone, and time flowed on. What just hapened? I saw patrline get squished into a pancake, the others around the table stare in shock, then 1x1x1 seeing me and hurling his ban hammer ad full speed. It hit me in the face and there was a white flash. I was suddenly in... Banland? It looked nothing like the prison it should have. Bodies of moderators were littered on the ground. Walls were blown up and the portal gateway out was hacked open. Suddenly, a hand came down on my shoulder. "What are you doing here?" A voice from behind be asked.
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Chapter 11: Insert spam here
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I spun around to see Bspurrell in rags. He held the handle of a snapped ban hammer. "How did you get here? I'm the last monitor for the portal and you didn't come in that way..." he paused. "How DID you get here?" I replied "1x1x1 hurled a ban hammer at my face and I wound up here."
"This is worse then I thought" he said back. "They took our ban hammers and destroyed the prison." "Please help us. We're losing the sight to the noobs." I thought about it. Just as I was about to reply, I heard another voice yelling from inside. "Spurrel, you're not gonna like this..." Bspurrell and I ran into the prison. Telamon was sitting over a monitor, reviewing the meeting room. "Telamon!?!? How are you alive?" I asked in shock. He grinned and replied "Mods and admins can not be destroyed. We only reform in banland. When we get powerful enough, we leave again." ??? was at the table. "Wi hayv deefeetud the mawduratorz. Thuh syte iz arz two tayk. Wehlkom two thee ayg uv noobs."
It was officially their site. What could we do now?
To be continued... |