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One day, a little robloxian named Jack, always wanted action. He wanted to be a super hero. Until, something bad happened.
He regret that he wanted action going on one day. One day, in robloxia, was INVADED!
Chapter 1:
Jack: Mommy.. I down't wawnt two watwch the nwews.
Mom; I'm sorry honey, I just want to see what is on.
Jack: YWO MEAN.. AWCTION?!
Mom: Sometimes there is action on the news. Like crime or-
Jack: *shocked* OMG MWOMMY MWE LOVE NWEWS! =3
(After alot of news later...)
Jack: Mommy.. The nwews is getting boring.
Mom: What the-
TV: *THIS JUST IN! Our news reporters have found an ivasion of aliens! Everyone, board up your'e windows and doors, and buy alot of bloxxy cola and lots of gear at the ROBLOX catalog. Thank you very much.*
Jack: MOMMY?! WHATS GWOING OWN?!
Mom: Nothing, honey.
Jack: Then why awre ywo buording up thwa windowz?
Mom: Oh... Um.... There's a... uhhh... Horrible noob invasion! Yeah!
*Jack stares at his mom stupidly and starts blinking*
Jack: Owh owkay..
Mom: Phew!
Chapter 2:
Radio: *THE ALIEN INVASION IS STARTING! We hope you boarded up your windows and doors because lots of noobs didn't listen and are suffering in the toxic gas outside from the aliens... so have a nice day!* *Radio's sound starts crackling*
Jack: MOMMY! WHERE ARE YOU!!!
Mom: Whats wrong honeybunch?
Jack: THERE ARE WIERD NOOBS AT THE DOOR THAT ARE GREEN AND THAT HAVE A GIANT PLATE IN OUR YARD!
Mom: JACK! DON'T LOOK AT THEM!
Mom's thoughts: "I don't want him terrified from seeing the aliens."
*Mom closes Jack's eyes*
Chapter 3:
Radio: *DO NOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT MASKS DUE TO TOXIC GAS IN THE AIR. YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE WHEN WE'RE DONT CLEANING THE AIR. IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY BREATHED IT IN, CALL 1-366-865-BLOXXI FOR A POISON AIR CONTROLL. Thank you. *
*Dad gets home with a mask on*
Jack: Mommy, what does "toxic" mean?
Mom: Oh... umm.... it means... Noobs pee!
Jack: Daddy, does "toxic" mean noob's pee?
Dad: Yes, son.
Jack: I wanna go outside!
Mom: No, you can't. Do you want to die?
Jack: No.
Mom: Then don't go outside.
*silence*
Dad: I'm going to go get the newspaper before the aliens come to our house.
Mom: Ah! Don't forget you're mask!
Dad: Fine.
Mom: Thank you.
Chapter 4:
*Jack starts to watch bricky world on TV, while mom takes a poop.*
*Birath123 comes from upstairs*
Birath: Hey, Mom
Jack: Hi brother!
Birath: Hi, jack.
Mom: I'm in the bathroom. Can't you wait?
Birath: Yeah. I can.
*Dad comes in*
Birath: DAD! HURRY! CLOSE THE DOOR!
Dad: We have gas releif in this house...
Birath: Oh yeah, sorry.
*Mom comes from the bathroom*
Mom: Okay, what do you want?
Birath: Can I have 20 robux?
Mom: And why?
Birath: Cause, I cleaned your room, remember?
Mom: Fine.
*Mom gives Birath123 20 robux*
Birath: YES! NOW I CAN GO GET THE DOMINO CROWN!
Mom: Your wanting to go to the catalog, aren't you?
Birath: Ugh.. EVERY TIME! Your out of the ballpark..
Mom: Uh huh. Enough with the funny phrases. Go get your mask on if you want to go to the catalog.
Birath: Fine. *Gets mask on*
Mom: You got your keys?
Birath: Yep.
Mom: Okay. Safe diving!
Dad: Don't hit the aliens!
Mom: *whispers to dad* Shhhh!! Jack is still in here!
Last chapter:
Radio: *The alien invasion is over. We are still cleaning the air. However, you way go outside. There isn't that much gasses in the air not to kill you, but for people who have trouble breathing, cannot go outside, or else they will pass out, and die. Thank you.*
All: Its finnaly over. yes...
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niny6Join Date: 2011-09-10
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tl;dr |
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Even tho this is 5 years old, I want more.
♌Not being an idiot solves 95% of all life's problems.♌ |
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did birath get his domino crown? |
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Oh god. I'm cringing in terror at this right now.
- coffeeaddiction |
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Get out of OT
Right now
I hope you die
Get in the car, son! |
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kkroxy123Join Date: 2012-06-08
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5 years ago..wow
|| The Force Awakens EP. 7 || |
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ok
Navy admiral of OT [] Get shrekd m9 [] hi |
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WE ARE FROM THE FUTURE
GIVE US YOUR HATS
DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JPEG IS? |
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"Get out of OT
Right now
I hope you die"
5 years late mate |
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Chapter 100; The aliens come back and jack kills himself and his mom becomes a oder and says "123 for gf" and a swarm of oders come destroy the aliens the end |
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spt188Join Date: 2011-12-09
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WE ARE FROM THE FUTUREEE |
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lmao it got bumped so much
"noob wants ideas on a siggy" - cliche |
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Wig113Join Date: 2012-05-14
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that's pretty gwilled. |
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IdoliteJoin Date: 2011-03-25
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amazing
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