Master753Join Date: 2008-07-04
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Tell your best Yo mama jokes here to the person above. |
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@ master
your mama so f#@! up i should quit |
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yo mama is so fat that when she passed the tv we missed 3 movie and 7 advertisements |
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dxhardys12Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2009-09-08
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@Wheat
Yo mama so so , so (insert overused "Yo Mama" joke here) |
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yo mama is so fat that she rolled of both sides of the bed |
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wushue34Join Date: 2008-06-08
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Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the water the whales sing "We are family!" lol |
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dxhardys12Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2009-09-08
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Yo mama so skinny she can hoola-hoop in a cheerio :3 |
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yo mama is so fat that when it was -1337 degrees she thought it was 1337 degrees |
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Yo momma's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch. |
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yo mamas so ugly that if you look at her u faint |
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yo mama so ugly. she has to were 2 bags over her head |
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! |
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Yo momma's so fat, 'Place Your Ad Here' is printed on her back. |
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company |
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Yo momma's so old her birth certificate says 'expired'. |
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! |
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Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and asked "Did you lose a shoe?" and she said "Nope, just found one." |
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Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! |
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Yo momma's so fat, she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 40 years to live. |
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers |
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dxhardys12Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2009-09-08
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Yo mama so poor I walked in her front door and tripped out the back |
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Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" |
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brayofdenJoin Date: 2008-05-09
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Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the World Trade Center was the airport. |
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