zigablockJoin Date: 2010-07-04
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send funny jokes here
if you made one up then type with caps
my joke:
Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!'' |
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zigablockJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 893 |
A man was walking along Hietzinger Hauptstrasse near Parkhotel
Schönbrunn when he found a penguin walking along the road.
So he picked it up and took it to the local police station.
He said to the policeman "I found this penguin on Hietzinger
Hauptstrasse, near Parkhotel Schönbrunn. What should I do with it?"
The policeman looked at the man and said "It's obvious what you should
do with it! Take the penguin to Schönbrunn Zoo.
The man said "Of course, I'll take it to the zoo" and he left the police
station with the penguin under his arm.
The next day the policeman was on duty in the city centre when he saw
the man walking along the street with the penguin by his side. The policeman stopped the man and said "I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo?"
The man replied "Yes, I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today I'm taking it to see the Opera House." |
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zigablockJoin Date: 2010-07-04
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you can look on te internez for jokes too :D and send them here :DDD |
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habbo2000Join Date: 2009-04-29
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SahankeJoin Date: 2010-02-14
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I specalize in chuck norris jokes.
Chuck norris was the 4th wise man, he gave baby jesus the gift of beard,whitch jesus wore till the day he died. The other 3 wise men, being jelleous of chuck, used there combined powers to have him removed from the bible. The latter all died round house kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris was once playing golf at an expensive club, he always put his score down as "0" because he could make the ball go in without even touching it. A profesional golfer walks up to him and says "Hey, you can put 0's down!" Chuck looked at him and said "Do you know who i am, I am Chuck Norris!" The profesional golfer then poured gasoline overhimself and lit himself on fire, knowing it would be a less painfull death than being killed by Chuck, Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicked him to the face |
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ben10tubaJoin Date: 2010-09-12
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here are some jokes i know
Q:Why can elephants swim where ever they are
A:Because they always have their trunks!
Q:What type of pet makes most noise?
A:A trum-pet!
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zigalolJoin Date: 2010-08-06
Post Count: 160 |
good good |
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gospelboyJoin Date: 2008-02-27
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Chuck norris knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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PaingredJoin Date: 2008-10-23
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If I hade 2 goldfish, and named the first one 1, and the other one 2, if 1 died I'd still have 2 left! |
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luke4321Join Date: 2009-01-25
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. |
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zigablockJoin Date: 2010-07-04
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XD |
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PooBellJoin Date: 2008-10-25
Post Count: 97 |
Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam
Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo
Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!
Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!
Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!
Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on
Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!
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PooBellJoin Date: 2008-10-25
Post Count: 97 |
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami!
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!
Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
A: "Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
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iGapJoin Date: 2013-03-17
Post Count: 1087 |
Pretty cool game, nice.
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