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chuck norris's tears can cure cancer..... too bad he never cries |
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane, just by screaming "BANG"! |
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BunnywingJoin Date: 2008-03-14
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Our universe is constantly expanding. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. |
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michael jackson once challenged chuck norris to a dance off that day was 6/25/09 guess who won. |
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BunnywingJoin Date: 2008-03-14
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Everytime Chuck Norris breathes in, someone on the world suffocates. |
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chuck norris is fast enough to catch a jack rabbit an eat it for breakfast.
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chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world so fast that he can punch the back of his head |
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BunnywingJoin Date: 2008-03-14
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Chuck Norris once farted. There were no survivors. |
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Some people wear Superman pjamas
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pjamas
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ArokanenJoin Date: 2010-05-23
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Chuck Norris nailed jello to a tree. |
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zakpuckJoin Date: 2009-06-16
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chuck norris can divide by zero
when chuck norris does pushups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down
theres no such thing as global warming, chuck norris was just cold so he turned the sun up
chuck norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won |
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pauljklJoin Date: 2008-10-23
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Waldo hides from chuck norris |
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bob4141Join Date: 2009-08-06
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Chuck Norris was bit by a venomous snake. Four painful days later, the snake died.
Check Norris can round house kick a square ouse |
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LilMax3Join Date: 2010-10-28
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Chuck norris is so strong, he's the only one who can punch your soul out! |
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bob4141Join Date: 2009-08-06
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The only time Chuck Norris missed a round house kick was when he made the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris can speak brail.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops in between the eyes.
(this isn't the real version, because the real version is inappropriate) Some people think that the left side of your BRAIN *hint hint* is bigger than the right side. For Chuck Norris, both are bigger than each other.
Kids check under their beds every night for the boogie monster. The boogie monster checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't look in his closet every night for ghosts. They check for Chuck Norris.
God can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through the land.
I know many more, but i don't want to go on forever. |
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guber8Join Date: 2010-03-16
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk Backwards and and Micheal Jackson turned white 0.0 |
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BunnywingJoin Date: 2008-03-14
Post Count: 2101 |
Chuck Norris has a night light in his room. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark's afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer as much as he likes.
Chuck Norris asked for a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Rayquaza is said to come down only when the other 2 are fighting. Chuck Norris descends if he hears the word 'fun'
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason that Santa has a beard; Satna was so scared, he refused to come out of his room for weeks.
There is no list of animals on earth. Just the names of the animals that he let live.
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Chuck Norris once went bungee jumping without the safety harness. The spot where he landed was eventually know as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen to live. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to live. |
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When Chuck Norris takes a shower, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. |
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