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What is it with war and girls. YOU GUYS SHOULD GET GUN BABES! XD |
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(UGH my girlfriend is still calling me! she wont stop bugging me about when we'll have our first k!ss. If she would be herself she might end up getting what she keeps bugging me about... srry needed to complain to someone) |
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Maybe its hard when a girl you liked since 5th grade rejected you and then isn't your friend anymore. |
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(been there i TPed her house or as she thinks my brother did) |
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(its not if you spend a fortune on gifts then one day she dumps you) |
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(anyhow the same thing happened to me just i started liking her in 4th0 |
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I know right! Then my friend got a girlfriend thats obsessed with justin beiber and she annoys me like heck. |
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(also if i ever ask to complain to you about my girlfriend i suggest saying no.. unless you have nothing to do and like to her how annoying my girlfriend is at times0 |
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My friend sent Justin Beiber a text. It said "Hey mother******, stop beating on your fans." Justin replied " **** off."
THIS REALLY HAPPENED I SAW IT! LOL XD |
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how bout we all just talk in chat its much faster |
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Listen i said justin was a girl and she dragged me into the girls bathroom and said i was a girl. :( |
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If you want to hear me complain about my girlfriend press 1. If you want to complain about someone like zoo did alittle while ago press 2. if you want to have both the first and second happen press 3. if you want to beat justin beiber with a hammer press 4 and choose one of the other options also. |
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3 sorry the girl would kill me if she found out. |
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Guys, got banned for Profanity. This is my alt. Gonna keep posting! |
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(lol. anyhow my girlfriend and i went on a little pre-date basicly you she she only has handmedown(had)clothes so i took here shopping(10 hours of walking through a mall) and everytime i said i liked an outfit she chose(least expensive and she looked good in it) she chose one she looked terrible in and said you should like it all the other boys do(I DONT). that and she replace her glasses(she looked good in them) with green colored contacts and dyed her hair black(both annoying). AND EVERYTIME WE GO TO THE MOVIES SHE CHOOSES A SCARY MOVIE AND BYE END OF IT IS IN MY LAP! and if i yawn she makes sure to get under my arm and wont let me move it. she has enough perfume to kill a buffalo now(she smelled better before) and I REFUSE TO K!SS HER UNTILL SHE ACTS LIKE HERSElF(she likes me so why is she trying to impress me i wonder).i asked her out because shes the only one of 11 girls i like who didnt try to fl!rt with me everytime i walk down the hall(10 girls all flirting at the same time gets embarising). And also i swear when i asked her out i saw smoke comeing out of their ears. |
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(and another thing, if she trys to get me to say another one of those cheesy lines IM gonna.... i really dont know what to do without making myself sad. Also everytime something major happens in our relationship(ex:when i first talked to her just to borrow a pencil, when i asked her out and when i k1ssed her on the cheek.) SHE DROPS WHATEVER SHES HOLDING! ever had someone drop a cinderblock on you toe?) |
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(and sometimes she faints when something happens(a 3 second k1ss for example) in our relationship. Well actually it was longer but i dont think fainting with your arms around someones neck to where they cant move their head counts) |
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(So you weren't saber locked, you were LIP LOCKED XD) |
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(5 minutes of unconiousness(its a good thing when she woke up her grip loosened some as she fainted again) |
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(and the fact that i tripped when she went unconcioius and landed ontop of me made it all the more awkward when her dad opened the door) |
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