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We have to try to get 100 your mamma jokes.
I will start
1. your mamma is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
2. your mamma is so fat when she jumps in the pool the water jumps out.
3. your mamma is so stupid she look in a box of cheerios and saw donut seeds.
4.your mamma is so fat when she ran out on the road i swerved around her and ran out of petrol.
5.your mamma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said 'sorry no professionals'
LOL
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Your mamma so fat, she can't even fit in my house. |
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7.Your mamma so fat, they invented double doors because of her |
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Your mamma so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out. |
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a New York Giants game, the announcer said "Hey, the ACTUAL mascot arrived!" |
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flashzeroJoin Date: 2008-12-23
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Yo mama so old, she has more wrinkles than a wrinkle dog's face dipped in ice water. |
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YO mama is so fat when she gone to the movies the movie title changed into the sitting movie. |
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FoxtipusJoin Date: 2010-09-09
Post Count: 1078 |
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. |
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YO mammas so dumb she was yelling in a mailbox and when i asked what she was doing she said VOICEMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS TRUE :) |
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1. Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to put her m&m's in alphabitical order.
2. Yo mamma so fat last time she saw 90210 it was on her bathroom scale.
3. Yo mamma's so old when she tutes dust comes out.
4. Yo mamma's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
5. Yo mamma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican telephone copany.
6. Yo mamma's so stupid she brought a spoon the the super bowl. |
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Yo mamma 's so stupid that she failed a test. |
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harryxJoin Date: 2008-10-25
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Yo mamma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her as the new world. |
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Yo momma so fat that when she wears a black swimsuit to the beach people think that BP caused another oil spill. |
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your mamma so fat when she is at a resaurant, she looks at the menu and says YES PLEASE |
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Yo Mama so fat when she wore a Yellow swimsuit everyone tought that the sun was falling. |
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Yo mama is so big, she saw godzilla and said "OHMIGOSH! A DINOSAUR TOY!" |
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Yo mama's so fat that the animals at the zoo feed HER! |
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Yo Mama so stupid, she went to the Apple store to get a BIG MAC. |
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Yo mama so fat, you'd run out of gas by driving around her! |
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Kard0Join Date: 2010-12-18
Post Count: 38 |
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it showed her phone number. |
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30: Yo mama so ugly she scares monsters
31: Yo mama so stupid she coughed into a coffee brewer expecting it to make coffee
31: Yo mama so poor that rats threw pennies at HER
32. Yo mama so ruthless that she kicked you out of the house for wasting food. |
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You momma is so old that her birth certificate expire
You momma is so dum that she brought a spoon to the super bowl |
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RigeIJoin Date: 2013-12-12
Post Count: 206 |
Yo mama's so fat that when she was at the 100th floor of a hotel, she was in the lobby in 5 seconds!!! |
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RigeIJoin Date: 2013-12-12
Post Count: 206 |
YO MAMA'S SO FAT EVEN DORA COULDN'T EXPLORE HER!!!
YO MAMA'S SO UGLY EVEN HELLO KITTY SAID GOODBYE!!! |
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