tehepicskater1
#56314247Thursday, October 13, 2011 8:04 PM GMT

But, you dont notice me. When your car comes into sight I use my cookie ray to take it out of the car. I then grab a passer by and point a gun to their head and say: Meh cookie don't move or i shoot.
BionicCakeMix
#56325446Thursday, October 13, 2011 10:41 PM GMT

i replaced a fake cookie full of gunpowder you eat the faik cookeh then you explode to pieces... takes real cookie an puts it in a fire retardent, unexplosive, recocheyable to gun shots, made of metal, safe! I WIN!
dan64
#56327711Thursday, October 13, 2011 11:10 PM GMT

But on your way there, I kick your butt and steal the cookie. But I slipped and it went down into the sewer.
KingOfPopandFab4
#56335944Friday, October 14, 2011 12:44 AM GMT

Cole dives down into the sewer before it even touches anything in there. He glides out of there and throws the cookie at a huge stack of needles. Find the cookie in the needle stack...IT'S LIKE SAW.>:o
Nibri
#56338428Friday, October 14, 2011 1:09 AM GMT

*jumps in and eventually finds cookie and gets out of the needle stack,looking completly deflated* Does anyone have some tape and an air pump?
Sulfone
#56358565Friday, October 14, 2011 4:07 PM GMT

I go to a diferent universe using a wormhole and build a universe destroying bomb and set it's timer and take the cookie where it takes 10 hours to get there and 10 hours to get back down, but the timer is set to 1 hour, and nobody is in the place where I put the cookie. And I hacked into all the TVs, computers, radios and even car/truck/plane communication systems to evacuate the universe.
tehepicskater1
#56358708Friday, October 14, 2011 4:13 PM GMT

Earlier: I got blown up but because I am sooo EPIC it put me back together again Now: But because I am sooooo EPIC time lets me go to the bomb and my EPICness makes the cookie come to me. I then leave because of my EPICness without the bomb blowing up an trap you inside the bomb. (The way the bomb didn't blow up the universe is that I persauded it not to with my EPICness). I hope you understood and it didn't sound like a load of jibber-jabber.
tehepicskater1
#56358802Friday, October 14, 2011 4:16 PM GMT

Oh I forgot to say I put a microchip in the cookie so that if anyone thats not me touches the cookie it teleposts to me. Hehe. If you were to remove the microchip then you would become my zombie. Hahaha, hehehe!!!!
marshunmatt
#56361320Friday, October 14, 2011 6:01 PM GMT

ninja powers activate and cookie dont go no where i take to ninja palace and tell my assassin brother to knife you all but i give him atom nuke and blows up world and cookie oooops but i has spaze shuttles and i bake moer cookies
KingOfPopandFab4
#56390818Saturday, October 15, 2011 1:22 AM GMT

Commander Shepard comes into you spaceship and takes your tray of delicious cookies. He takes it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!! (Lonely Island FTW!!!) BUT, he saves one and flies away in his spaceship to planet Namek where Freeza takes the cookie.LOL
TheChosenBlox
#56391402Saturday, October 15, 2011 1:30 AM GMT

i find all the dragon balls with goku and tell him that i left the sink on so he has to go back to earth and while he is gone i waish that the cookie is in my position but then goku some back and kame kame ha's the cookie and we can't find it anywhere
mariokartwiirock5
#56419600Saturday, October 15, 2011 3:23 PM GMT

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yosuppeeps
#56420843Saturday, October 15, 2011 3:41 PM GMT

I reverse the polarity via magical means. I get in the force field then reverse it again, get out, and trap it with daul forcefeild polarity.
yosuppeeps
#56420876Saturday, October 15, 2011 3:41 PM GMT

You*
Zyneak
#56424479Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:33 PM GMT

random post +1 post
KingOfPopandFab4
#56512970Sunday, October 16, 2011 9:08 PM GMT

I assume that you have the cookie.....so I use 1337 H4X to steal it from you and 1337 H4X to trap it in teh internetz. LAWLZ
mikeyman10ash
#56519212Sunday, October 16, 2011 10:37 PM GMT

I use 1337 H4X to put me in the internet. I take the cookie and use 1338 H4X to get out.
UltraAug
#56522514Sunday, October 16, 2011 11:23 PM GMT

O.o THE COOKIE! Go Chattot! Use Sing :D Mikey fell asleep. I take the cookie. Chattot use fly and get outa here!
UltraAug
#56522766Sunday, October 16, 2011 11:26 PM GMT

*I grab onto chattot and fly away*
superplayer1000
#56524183Sunday, October 16, 2011 11:46 PM GMT

I FLEW IN MY AREUSE AND TOOK COOKIE THEN WAT I DID WAS MADE 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 copys of it all the same only i have the real one then wat i do is....................... GO TO JB HOUSE AND I PUT A BOMB IB DA COOKIE JB EATS IT *BOOM* cookie never to be seen again
yosuppeeps
#56565919Monday, October 17, 2011 9:55 PM GMT

First of all I had the cookie not him. FOUL! Next person gets it | | | | V
KingOfPopandFab4
#56592422Tuesday, October 18, 2011 5:31 AM GMT

Yay!:D Cookie get! *Holds up cookie like in The Legend of Zelda* Da na na naaaaaaaa!!! Oh yeah, Link has the cookie again. :3 What's this? Link and Zelda are a team! Link and Zelda challenge you(the next person) to a Brawl! Beat them for the prized cookie!
mrboxd
#56602131Tuesday, October 18, 2011 6:45 PM GMT

*gets the cokie and eats it hole!* lololol nom! nomnom nom mmm is delisouse *calls my persnal gards and thay kil all*
FlamingDinner
#56602468Tuesday, October 18, 2011 6:58 PM GMT

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Sulfone
#56689904Thursday, October 20, 2011 7:57 PM GMT

I trip you over and take it, then I cut the cookie in half put the cookie halved in CERN's LHC and turn the Large Hadron Collider on. Then it smashed the cookie into millions of pieces, but also causes a mega powercut.(Try to put the cookie back together >:3)