Lowie024
#56690688Thursday, October 20, 2011 8:12 PM GMT

stole the cookie yey!
QuirkySquid
#56699101Thursday, October 20, 2011 10:29 PM GMT

anyways... I take the choped up cookie and uses a LOT of hot glue. I then dip it in sulphiric acid (I dont even know!) and throw it into a sewer. Why would you want the cookie now? its covered in hot glue and sulphiric acid! Dont even try! I WIN!
domosassassinguard
#56702598Thursday, October 20, 2011 11:25 PM GMT

I bake a DELICOUS new, magical, indestructible (unless eaten) cookie, and put it in a top secret safe in a top secret bunker five miles underground with a top secret security system that kills anyone that comes near it, except me. ~ DOMO DOMO DOMO ~
MasterROBO360
#56706017Friday, October 21, 2011 12:22 AM GMT

I get underneath it, hack into the system and disable it, get inside, use C4 to get into the safe, takes the cookie, puts in pants, runs away, put a little automatic bomb inside of it that detonates if anyone comes within 5 yards except me, and I also stole all the cookie recipes in the world and safely mindwiped everyone in the universe just so that nobody knows how to make cookies. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Beat me now, pplz!
QuirkySquid
#56713272Friday, October 21, 2011 2:01 AM GMT

However, The mindwiping went a bit overboard, And I forgot how to read. So I ran up to you and gave you a hug. BOOM! The impact restores my memory, and I grab the cookie. The cookie is indestructable!
kitfisto34512
#56717799Friday, October 21, 2011 3:35 AM GMT

eats*
Lowie024
#56732512Friday, October 21, 2011 7:12 PM GMT

teleports the cookie to me
Jaketheblake
#56855666Sunday, October 23, 2011 2:49 PM GMT

Walks Up To you And Grabs Teh Cookie. "I Win! :DDDDDD" Throws Cookie Into Space. And Then Goes Into Spaaace. And Nukes Earth :3. AND PUTS COOKIE ON A SPACESHIPP. Surrounded With Decoy Cookies. Which Blow Up. Which K!ll People. With Forcefields With One Around Teh COOKIE. With A Device That K1lls Everyone WHO ENTERS Teh Ship. But Me. "I Win!"
parmar10
#56856790Sunday, October 23, 2011 3:11 PM GMT

i get A ROCKET launcher and and kill all your lazer sistems then get a defribillator then revvive the cookie. I WO!N
Jaketheblake
#56857152Sunday, October 23, 2011 3:18 PM GMT

I Walk Up To You And Take The Cookie. Then I Leave It In Teh Open On A Bench. And Get Coffee From STARBUCKS.
camoo300
#56860126Sunday, October 23, 2011 4:09 PM GMT

i steal cookie
BionicCakeMix
#56879910Sunday, October 23, 2011 8:36 PM GMT

u nuke is butt off
Jaketheblake
#56882057Sunday, October 23, 2011 9:01 PM GMT

I Eat This Thread And Walk Away With Teh Cookie In Mah Hand :3
domosassassinguard
#56893330Sunday, October 23, 2011 11:28 PM GMT

I bake another, delicous, INDESTRUCTIBLE, cookie. *unless eaten*. I then create an indestructible shield around me and the cookie, in an indestructible house, in an indestructible roo, with a highly advanced security system outside thats SO COMPLICATED, it can't even be hacked by the world's best hacker. I just won the game. ~ DOMO DOMO DOMO ~ P.S: I can't come OUT of my indestructible shield, and YOU can't come in it.
gold_wolf
#56894552Sunday, October 23, 2011 11:45 PM GMT

*hacks shields and security system* stabs him and steals teh cookie and pwns his pets I WON!
mikeyman10ash
#56900501Monday, October 24, 2011 1:02 AM GMT

*tackles on Rainbow Dash* *takes cookie* *flies away in Perry the Platyborg suit*
Superbsonic
#56900772Monday, October 24, 2011 1:06 AM GMT

*shoots everybody with Ultimate Super Gravitational Disruptor and everybody starts practically dancing*i win!
Cookie9713
#56901677Monday, October 24, 2011 1:19 AM GMT

Guys stop stealing me. I don't like to be materialized:(
Sulfone
#56921933Monday, October 24, 2011 5:39 PM GMT

I just took it out of your hand, and since the mindwipe made me not remember how cookies are made, I went to my lab. Then I figured out the recipe and started posting it everywhere in the news. Then I hid the cookie in weegee's pokeball bomb to keep it safe.
DreWonders
#56924904Monday, October 24, 2011 7:23 PM GMT

I sit on fluttershy while we float above the perilous wasteland that has become earth from these deadly cookie-wars. We decide to make a peaceful village and eat donuts while we watch the fight.
brookswho2
#56925102Monday, October 24, 2011 7:29 PM GMT

[ Content Deleted ]
ZizZazZuz
#56925441Monday, October 24, 2011 7:37 PM GMT

I kill you, then re-cook the cookie from your gutz and hide it in the Pinewood computer core.
regionss
#56926547Monday, October 24, 2011 8:01 PM GMT

coolman ate the cookie you cant do that
regionss
#56927105Monday, October 24, 2011 8:11 PM GMT

i use time machine to get you in 2012 and you die+i got the cookie with a non killable robot
yosuppeeps
#56934635Monday, October 24, 2011 10:07 PM GMT

BUMP....