Reasons To............Be Late For School

Join Date: 2010-10-14
Post Count: 1

#38911829Saturday, December 18, 2010 1:35 AM GMT

Startle a witch... Wake up in the middle of the night because a witch is coming out of your tv to get your sugar then you notice your sleeping on top of you TV like and idiot

LegitimateAgent

Join Date: 2010-07-11
Post Count: 1128

#38912216Saturday, December 18, 2010 1:41 AM GMT

Flying monkeys stole my homework.

CrazyBananaMonkey

Join Date: 2009-11-10
Post Count: 1599

#38913282Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:00 AM GMT

... IT WASN'T MEH!

infectedzombieguy

Join Date: 2010-06-04
Post Count: 33

#38914398Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:17 AM GMT

i fired mah lazor

FreeWay101

Join Date: 2008-06-03
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#38914838Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:24 AM GMT

I was abducted by aliens! Then they probed me, sent me to more aliens, then they probed me, sent me to EVEN MOAR ALIENS, then moar aliens, andm ore probing, THEN THEY SENT ME TO AREA 51!!! Tommy... Get to your seat.

ihavemanyaccounts

Join Date: 2010-11-20
Post Count: 5520

#38915297Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:32 AM GMT

my homework acted like a magnet to my upstairs window,and it took me very long to get it from their,so,im sorry im late

ZombieBerry1

Join Date: 2009-06-28
Post Count: 616

#38916932Saturday, December 18, 2010 3:00 AM GMT

"I'm sorry I was late, I had to find a knife to meet someone in a dark alley..."

VariousThings

Join Date: 2010-12-01
Post Count: 1128

#38917816Saturday, December 18, 2010 3:16 AM GMT

My dog ate my homework.

fireking9500

Join Date: 2010-08-04
Post Count: 49

#38919898Saturday, December 18, 2010 3:49 AM GMT

My Frosted Flakes ate me.

Quinn24e

Join Date: 2010-04-12
Post Count: 5327

#38922740Saturday, December 18, 2010 4:34 AM GMT

Playing M.I.N.E.C.R.A.F.T.

ianex190687

Join Date: 2009-08-29
Post Count: 131

#38927750Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:26 AM GMT

My house is on fire.

Jonny2211197

Join Date: 2009-07-28
Post Count: 2154

#38928094Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:36 AM GMT

Chuck norris round house kicked me

GemHound

Join Date: 2010-09-02
Post Count: 817

#38928528Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:50 AM GMT

I woke up 5 minutes ago :P

tardis3456

Join Date: 2008-08-30
Post Count: 602

#45711510Sunday, April 17, 2011 7:32 PM GMT

I have a life

Sunburst1031

Join Date: 2010-02-20
Post Count: 3779

#45711647Sunday, April 17, 2011 7:34 PM GMT

I was sucked into my Xbox.

brookswho2

Join Date: 2008-04-19
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#45711739Sunday, April 17, 2011 7:36 PM GMT

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mini2191

Join Date: 2009-10-12
Post Count: 227

#45712696Sunday, April 17, 2011 7:51 PM GMT

I was dreaming about a staring contest with Weegee abd couldnt blink and slept for an extra 48 hours.

master66797

Join Date: 2008-08-13
Post Count: 4149

#45713403Sunday, April 17, 2011 8:01 PM GMT

cause i hate my teacher

banga123

Join Date: 2009-08-14
Post Count: 19

#47718270Sunday, May 29, 2011 11:32 AM GMT

cuse a creeper blowed up my house.

tornado289

Join Date: 2010-05-24
Post Count: 101

#47718657Sunday, May 29, 2011 11:48 AM GMT

Hmm... "Zombies ate my neighbors so i had to find my crowbar and beat the crap out of the zombies before my mum qould let me go to school

Misterio587

Join Date: 2010-04-11
Post Count: 5832

#47719905Sunday, May 29, 2011 12:34 PM GMT

I shot down fifty Confederate men, but to my loss, over 80 of my men were killed Resulting in the Block War 5........... Jhonnie, that was Franklin Sccot.