Noob Invasion! - Roblox Forum Archive

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#4188465Tuesday, December 09, 2008 11:27 PM GMT

*more noob rain*

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#4192776Wednesday, December 10, 2008 2:12 AM GMT

Beserker Noob Lvl:5 Hp:200 VS. Iguanazor Lvl:6 Hp:700 Iguanazor throws a snowball Beserker Noob:DATS AL U CAN D- Snowball grenade explodes Beserker Noob takes 50 dmg Beserker Noob hacks fastrocket Iguanazor takes 300 dmg Iguanazor:Ugh, hes really strong! Iguanazor fires slushy bast Beserker Noob takes 0 dmg Beserker Noob:Ha! Was that supposed to hurt!? Beserker Noob is now frozen Beserker Noob cannot preform a move Iguanazor crushes the ice with a snowplow Beserker Noob takes 150 dmg Beserker Noob is no longer able to fight Iguanazor wins! Iguanazor gains to level 7! +100 hp +50 speed +50 power +100 defence .............................. .............................. Iguanazor learns icethrower!

joseph11111

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#4193124Wednesday, December 10, 2008 2:26 AM GMT

I AM TEH UBERMECH NOOB I HAB CME FOM BAD TPING SKLLS FELE DA TUE PWNER OB MA LAZAR

troy874

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#4195528Wednesday, December 10, 2008 4:09 AM GMT

troy: say hello to my little friend noob:where (machine gun fires) that was my friend too bad your died

iguanazor

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#4203381Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:17 PM GMT

*Pulls out automatic grenade launcher* Iguanazor:Who wants to learn how to die? Noobs:How do u shoot??? Iguanazor:Like this!!! *Iguanazor fires 20 grenades per second for 2 hours* Iguanazor:Happy?!?!?!

crazyman777

Join Date: 2008-08-16
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#4204968Wednesday, December 10, 2008 11:05 PM GMT

WILD NOOB APPEARED! CRAZYMAN777 USED BANISH! CRAZYMAN777 MISSED! NOOB USED POST THIS MESSAGE SPAM! CRAZYMAN777 GOT ANNOYED! CRAZYMAN777 USED FLAME NOOB FOR SPAMMING! CRITICAL HIT! NOOB DIED! CRAZYMAN777 GETS 1 EX POINT! Crazyman:"One down.....36593967397546306712652438543754 to go."

joseph11111

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#4209480Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:38 AM GMT

HAAHAHHAHAHAHH THINK TEY CA BBETE ME IMA FIRING MEH LAZAR AT CRAZY MAN TAKES AWY OBER 9000 HP

iguanazor

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#4211546Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:58 AM GMT

Iguanazor Lvl:8 Hp:800 Vs. Joseph, the Noob King Lvl:??? Hp:1200 Iguanazor casts freeze Joseph spams the freeze away Joseph uses Noob Horde! Iguanazor takes 10 dmg Iguanazor:Is that all you can do? Iguanazor gets back up and 45 noobs spawn kill Iguanazor takes 90 dmg Iguanazor:What!?! Joseph:You'll never defeat us Moderator squad! Iguanazor fires fast rocket at Joseph Iguanazor:Ha, take that!!! Joseph hacked god mode Joseph was unharmed Joseph deletes iguanazors arm with hacking Iguanazor takes 200 dmg Iguanazor does a snow dance It starts snowing! Josephs turn speed has decreased Iguanazor:Hah now i can go twice before u! Joseph:OH YEAH? Joseph hacks balefire and clears the snow Joseph:YOUR MOVE Iguanazor attacks with JubJub ancestral sword Joseph takes 100 dmg Joseph uses telekenisis Iguanazor is thrown into a trash can Iguanazor takes 100 dmg Iguanazor:Ugh...hes too good..... Iguanazor summons santa! Iguanazor uses "HO HO HO, merry christmas!" Jospeh falls down a chimney into a fire Iguanazor pours gasoline Santa drops gasoline and grenades down the chimney OIHIDFUIYBHUDOIFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The house exploded Iguanazor:Hah! I win. Joseph:Oh yeah??? A sudden spam flew across the arena and hit Iguanazor Iguanazor takes 400 dmg Joseph:Weakling... Joseph Hp:600 Iguanazor Hp:000 Iguanazor:No......i..can....t lose...... Jospeh:Well too bad you've been ko'd Joseph delivers one last spam Iguanazor:ugh *thump*......

ConMan35

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#4214595Thursday, December 11, 2008 12:39 PM GMT

Hey Joseph! Joseph:What? ConMan35: HYPERVELOCITY BOMBARDMENT! Joseph HP: 1.1111111 Joseph is stunned! Joseph: ARGGEJSIWI! ConMan35: FIINISHER! Joseph HP:0. lol I can kill off any noob that has 1000 or less HP instantly. Josephs level was 137

Astringency

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#4215103Thursday, December 11, 2008 1:38 PM GMT

Noob Swarm appears! Noob Swarm Spams! 100 damage to shadowdx9 Shadowdx9 has the fleet of planes and tanks and jeeps bomb, shoot, and run over the noob swarm. Noob Swarm dies.

ristar4

Join Date: 2008-04-06
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#4215261Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:03 PM GMT

Matt: Guys! We need A medic! We Found these guys being held hostage! Fleskjherta: Owwww. My arm hurts... Are92: Uggh, So weak...i can't feel my legs.. Lucariofan13: These guys will just be blocks on the floor if we dont hurry! *Noob air raid sirens* Matt: Hurry!

ristar4

Join Date: 2008-04-06
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#4215293Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:09 PM GMT

*at the hospital* Fleskjherta: thank you for saving me. I will do everything in my power to combat the noobs. Are92: thank you, we "are" in your debt, I grant you permission to use my airships. Matt: thanks a lot guys! Matt: We also need a base of opertions!

ConMan35

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#4217855Thursday, December 11, 2008 8:35 PM GMT

Guys, got a distress call from RHQ. Code:1337-Noob Attack

iguanazor

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#4221704Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:00 PM GMT

Lol 1337 is the code for most number doors... Iguanazor drops from the sky with a snowball machine Noobs:WahTS tHAt GoiNG to DO? Iguanazor:This! Snowball machine fires snowballs at the speed of light The city turns to swiss cheese Iguanazor:I think i overdid it...

ConMan35

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#4221841Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:05 PM GMT

Clockwork on radio : Help weve been cap-----*static*

ConMan35

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#4221902Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:08 PM GMT

*ConMan35 flys to RHQ*

ConMan35

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#4222087Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:13 PM GMT

Noob Terrorists attack me at the door Terr.1 1000HP 500MP Terr.2 2000 HP Terrorists blaze guns! ConMan35 HP 3500 ConMan35 uses LAZOR! Terrorist 1 dies! Terrorist 2 uses Blast bomb! ConMan35 HP 2500 ConMan35 uses Pwn Rifle grenade(40pm) Terrorist 2 HP 1000 Terr.2 uses HaxOR! ConMan35 is hacked and looses some Bloxinium(our blood) Conman35 HP 1000 Conman35 uses finisher! Terrorist 2 dies! END OF BATTLE! ____________________________ ConMan35 gains 20 r$ | | and 3 Pwn Rifle bullets! | ____________________________|

ConMan35

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#4222108Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:14 PM GMT

There are 3 floors! Clocky and Telamon and the others are at the 3rd floor! Floor 1.

ConMan35

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#4222254Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:19 PM GMT

A Noob terrorist Captain! 3000 HP. More powerful. ConMan35 HP 4000 ConMan35 uses Pwn Rifle! Terrorist HP: 2500 Con:OMG HE IS ARMORED! Terrorist: HAHA! TERROrust uses fire bombs! ConMan35 HP:3000 ConMan35 uses LAZOR! Terrorist HP: 1500 Terrotrist: UBER NOOBER SPAM! ConMan35 HP: 1000 ConMan35: Bleeding out.... ConMan35's Defense Squad arrive and arrest the terrorist END OF BATTLE! ______________ ConMan35 gained 50 R$ and 10 Pwn rifle Bullets! __________________________ 1st floor cleared. 2nd floor

ConMan35

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#4222469Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:28 PM GMT

Noob suiciders spammers and the Leader in one encounter! Thankfully, I have my defense squad HP values Con:4000 Def tam member 1:3000 Def team member 2:2500 500MP ENEMY HP Leader 4000 Suicider 300 per suicider spammer 400 per spammer BEGIN ______________________ ConMan35 uses Pwn Rifle on Leader! HP:3500 Leader summons Suiciders! Suiciders Bomb ConMAN35 hp:3000 dEF.tEAM MEMbers use Pwn Shotgun x2! Leader HP 2500 Spammers fire Chain OF spam LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG Def team 1: 1500 Conman35 uses Frice shard Multiple! Thermal Shock! Leader:500 All others die! ConMan35 uses Finisher! Leader :0 LEader: I SURRENDAR! *he waves flag and it becomes ours* The Terrorust Leader is on our team! ConMan35 goes to 3rd floor Con: Clocky! Telamon! Matt Dusek! Telamon: I want to thank you for saving me. Clocky: Too bad we lost all the other devs and mods... Matt: I NEED A DOCTOR! OW! Clocky: They stabbed him with a Icedagger. Telamon and ConMan35 and the others go to the airship!

ConMan35

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#4222538Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:30 PM GMT

Builderman walks towards Con BM: You saved the others! You get this MEDAL OF HONOR! BM: It boosts your stats by 10 points! BM gets onboard

lexperiments

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#4222648Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:34 PM GMT

In popstar, where too was surounded by noobs, Lexperidee: AAAAAAH! THEIR TAKING ME AWAY! Noob kirby: Shut up. Were almost to base. Krbi: *barges in and uses thunder on noob kirby* Hi, Lexperidee! Lexperidee: Hi, Krbi.

ConMan35

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#4222738Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:37 PM GMT

Lex's Emergency transmitter has gone off!

lexperiments

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#4223007Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:47 PM GMT

Whats an emergency transmitter?

iguanazor

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#4223334Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:59 PM GMT

Oh no noobs invaded RHQ Ill get them out! Noob1 HP:100 Noob2 HP:200 Noob3 HP:300 VS. Iguanazor HP:1000 Iguanazor uses icestorm All noobs take 50 dmg Noob1 uses ninja star Iguanazor takes 100 dmg Noob2 attacks Noob1 Noob2:Team kill!!! Noob1 is defeated Noob3 fires pistol Iguanazor takes 100 dmg Iguanazor throws a giant snowstar! Noobs take 200 dmg Noob2 is defeated Noob3 uses self-destruct reset Iguanazor dodges Noob3 is defeated P.s:it takes me like an hour to write a better one of these.