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Noob Invasion!

ristar4
#3970406Friday, November 28, 2008 5:21 PM GMT

If you are reading this, you are in grave danger! ROBLOX has recently advertised its online game to the public Via youtube to the whole world. the noobs are coming in steady stream, but we are prepared for the worst case scenerio. A noob army goes to every place and destroys everything. Fortunately I have built noob proof houses that include wepons and living areas, But Unfotunatly the build to survive places are doomed to constant deleting, I am asking for your help in defeating the noob army Telemon, Builderman, Fleskjherta, and Are92 Ristar4, Noob rebel comander. Augest 17th 2009, 2 Weeks to noob invasion
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Ohforf
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#3971299Friday, November 28, 2008 6:09 PM GMT

Ohforf: Oh my......this doesn't look good.
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spikedafish
#3971842Friday, November 28, 2008 6:40 PM GMT

spike: bring em down boys! *shoots wildly into the air*
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lexperiments
#3972030Friday, November 28, 2008 6:49 PM GMT

Lexperiments: *reads roblox news* Oh no, it was already advertising itself to the teen website kongregate! This is veeeeeeery bad.
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shadowi83
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#3972738Friday, November 28, 2008 7:17 PM GMT

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ristar4
#3988956Saturday, November 29, 2008 1:53 PM GMT

Guys! Look out! *Engage enemy* Noob 1 250/250 HP Noob 2 300/300 HP 150/150 MP Ristar4: 1000/1000 HP Shadowi83 500/500 HP 500/500 MP Noob1 uses rocket launcher on ristar4! Ristar4 takes 102 Dmg! Noob 2 casts lightning on ristar4! Ristar4 dodges! Ristar4 Does his overdrive! Spirit Machine gun! 250 dmg to noob 1! 250 dmg to noob 2! Noob 1 Got hurt and collapsed! (shadowi89 should continue)
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shadowi83
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#3988998Saturday, November 29, 2008 1:58 PM GMT

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ristar4
#4035478Monday, December 01, 2008 1:59 PM GMT

Battle conclusion: Ristar4, Lv 10 Has gone Up 1 level! Ristar4 learned KY wave (pronunced key) Shadowi83 needs 50 more exp to go to lv 6 ===========Items============= x5 Soft potions x10 pheonix downs x1 Inn coupon book ( 1 book equals 1000 Inn coupons) =========weapons============= x1 broken katana x1 rocket launcher x1 crude buckler
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ristar4
#4086470Thursday, December 04, 2008 10:37 PM GMT

Blah Bla
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KazRaeder
#4116802Saturday, December 06, 2008 12:54 PM GMT

*shurikens come out of nowhere and kill 20 noobs*
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Ohforf
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#4124333Saturday, December 06, 2008 6:54 PM GMT

Ohforf: Hmm those noobs seem a little strong. How about this. Regular noobs: 10 HP
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KazRaeder
#4175849Tuesday, December 09, 2008 1:58 AM GMT

*i come out of nowhere* *i see 2 noobzillas* (noobzilla 1,000 HP) ??? V.S. noobzilla1 + noobzilla2 ??? equips devil's eye (sword) & does DARK-X DARK-X deals 700 darkness damage noobzilla1 uses NOOB STOMP NOOB STOMP has no effect on ??? noobzilla2 uses NOOB SLAM NOOB SLAM deals 100 damage ??? uses special attack ELEMENT COMET ??? hits noobzilla1 & noobzilla2 noobzilla1 eliminated noobzilla2 eliminated ??? wins the battle
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ConMan35
#4176056Tuesday, December 09, 2008 2:08 AM GMT

COnMan35 flys into the scene, coming in onboard a airship.
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iguanazor
#4177195Tuesday, December 09, 2008 2:53 AM GMT

Noob HP:2 Iguanazor:HP:50000000000000 Iguanazor casts mega super deluxe super ninja smackdown punch!!!!!! Noob takes -18 damage Noob casts balefire Iguanazor tak- OMG I GIVE UP U FRICKIN TOUGH NOOB!
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iguanazor
#4177418Tuesday, December 09, 2008 3:02 AM GMT

JK my real fight is here: Noob HP:300 Iguanazor HP:500 Iguanazor throws uber ninja snowflakes at noob Noob takes 50 dmg Noob deletes iguanazors leg Iguanazor:Hey u frickin noob! Y'd u delete my leg! Iguanazor takes 100 dmg Iguanazor builds a fort 200+ defence! Noob deletes fort -200 defence... Iguanazor:ok thats it! Iguanazor takes out the legendary sword of the JubJub warriors Swing!Slice!Swish! Noob takes 100 dmg Noob is frozen Noob cannot preform a move due to fre- OMG IT HAS BALEFIRE! Iguanazor:Omg its a hacker noob! Noob fires balefire Iguanazor takes 200 dmg Iguanazor:Ha im winning! 300 hp to 150! Noob:(cant talk cuz of supersafe chat) Iguanazor casts summon Iguanazor:I summon you!!! Frosty the snowman has joined the battle! Noob attacks Iguanazor with tking strike! Iguanazor takes 50 dmg Iguanazor casts twin ice pummel Iguanazor shoots straight out through the noob and freezes him Noob takes 100 dmg Frosty the snowman falls out of the sky and lands on Noob ................................................. ................................................. Iguanazor wins!
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iguanazor
#4177442Tuesday, December 09, 2008 3:03 AM GMT

Soz messed up at the end: Noob HP:300 Iguanazor HP:500 Iguanazor throws uber ninja snowflakes at noob Noob takes 50 dmg Noob deletes iguanazors leg Iguanazor:Hey u frickin noob! Y'd u delete my leg! Iguanazor takes 100 dmg Iguanazor builds a fort 200+ defence! Noob deletes fort -200 defence... Iguanazor:ok thats it! Iguanazor takes out the legendary sword of the JubJub warriors Swing!Slice!Swish! Noob takes 100 dmg Noob is frozen Noob cannot preform a move due to fre- OMG IT HAS BALEFIRE! Iguanazor:Omg its a hacker noob! Noob fires balefire Iguanazor takes 200 dmg Iguanazor:Ha im winning! 300 hp to 150! Noob:(cant talk cuz of supersafe chat) Iguanazor casts summon Iguanazor:I summon you!!! Frosty the snowman has joined the battle! Noob attacks Iguanazor with tking strike! Iguanazor takes 50 dmg Iguanazor casts twin ice pummel Iguanazor shoots straight out through the noob and freezes him Noob takes 100 dmg Frosty the snowman falls out of the sky and lands on Noob Noob takes 50 dmg Noob can no longer fight ................................................. ................................................. Iguanazor wins!
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Astringency
#4177771Tuesday, December 09, 2008 3:18 AM GMT

*I come in on a giant flying carrier with an arsenal of planes and tanks and jeeps with turrets* Me:Muahahahah!!! DIE NOOBS!!!
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mrguy743
#4177858Tuesday, December 09, 2008 3:22 AM GMT

omg we must set up defences now people!
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ConMan35
#4180755Tuesday, December 09, 2008 12:22 PM GMT

ConMan35: I'll go k- OMG IT IS A SPAMMER NOOB! 'Noob: HAHA *noob fires AA spam SPANMAUDMASPAMANDSPAM SAY THIS 2 GET 30000000 TIX IT WORKS! Airship takes damage Airship 12000 Noob 3000 ConMan35 uses Daisy Incenerators! Noob: GAAAH! Noob HP 2300
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ConMan35
#4180793Tuesday, December 09, 2008 12:28 PM GMT

UR WEAK TO FIRE YA NOOB HAHA Noob: FIre Shield! Noob is protected from fire damage! ConMan35 uses Mini Bomb Noob: Ouch! Th4t Hu47s Noob HP: 2000 Noob: SPAM SPAM SPAM ADVERTISE! *airship sparks* Airship HP: 11000 COnMan35 uses Strategy! BOMBARDMENT BATTLE PLAN! Attack strength boosted! Noob is shocked and tries to flee Noob failed to flee ConMan35 used Artellery Strike! BOOM BAAMBOOMBAAM Noob HP:1000 Noob: LOLGUN! ConMan35 does not get hit! ConMan35 uses Finisher! Noob is dead! YAY level up level 13337 NEW ABILITIES!
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lexperiments
#4180832Tuesday, December 09, 2008 12:34 PM GMT

Lexperiments: *gets stuff from all his RPG charecters* Lets see.... Teleport, Magic staff, rocket launcher, gravity gun, Ground pound, and un-noobifier gun. All ready. *walks outside*
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ConMan35
#4180958Tuesday, December 09, 2008 12:51 PM GMT

Lex is charged by a SWARM of chimera noobs.
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iguanazor
#4187204Tuesday, December 09, 2008 10:40 PM GMT

Iguanazor Hp:500 Spamtan Noob Hp:450 Iguanazor fires ak47 Spamtan Noob dodges Spamtan Noob is gathering noobiness Iguanazor:I don't know what your doing but you won't be able to do it! Iguanazor takes out S20 vulcan Iguanazor:Lets see how you like my 20 supersonic snowballs per second vulcan! Iguanazor fires for 3 seconds Spamtan Noob takes 60 dmg Spamtan Noob is still gathering nobbiness Iguanazor goes Indiana Jones style Iguanazor:Eat my whip of windy chill!!! Spamtan Noob takes 40 dmg Spamtan Noob is STILL gather noobiness...(omg....) Iguanazor:Ha! Eat my ice ripples! Iguanazor lashes his whip Spamtan Noob is pelted with ice waves Spamtan Noob takes 100 dmg Spamtan Noob is done gather noobiness (thank you...) Spamtan Noob uses omega spam Spamtan Noob:Post this message on 5 hats and get 5000 tix and robux, post this message on 5 hats and get 5000 tix and robux, post this message on 5 hats and get 5000 tix and robux Iguanazor takes 300 dmg Iguanazor:Ugh!!!! So thats what he was doing! Iguanazor:I better finish this... Iguanazor pulls out a a necklace with a big cluster of ice symbol on it Iguanazor:Eat this! Ice blitz!!! Iguanazor casts ice blitz Spamtan Noob is pummeled with huge chunks of ice Spamtan Noob was one hit PWNED! Iguanazor leveled up! +200 hp +100 atk +50 speed +100 def ........................................ ........................................ Iguanazor beat the Spamtan Noob!
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ConMan35
#4187244Tuesday, December 09, 2008 10:42 PM GMT

RADAR DETECTS NOOB RAIN!
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iguanazor
#4187314Tuesday, December 09, 2008 10:44 PM GMT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(gets hit by a falling noob)
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