SumaskaJoin Date: 2010-11-15
Post Count: 40 |
OK so here's how it goes.
Person one names an everyday thing. Person two tells a story about how it could go horribly awry. Must go on and on - not just for example: "Playing soccer." and other person saying "Get hit by ball".
A GOOD ONE for example:
Person 1: Finding a lucky penny.
Person 2: You stoop down to pick it up so hard that you squish your insides and it really really really hurts so you go to the hospital in your car but you're driving so fast you drive into a tree and the rabid (now mad) squirrels inside start shredding up your car and throwing nuts at you.
Reading a book.
Person 3: etc. etc.
ILL START -
Taking a bath. |
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You turn on the Water REALLY hot, and then you burn. me: owww... that's gonna leave a mark! then you open up cold water really high. then you freeze. you defrost 100 years later, then you're like "wooaahhh... what happened?" you put on clothes, then go outside, then get hit by a hoverboard. the end.
I'm listening to Music. |
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SumaskaJoin Date: 2010-11-15
Post Count: 40 |
Your finger slips on the dial and its turned on really loud so you go deaf and don't hear your mother saying "Time for dinner!". She gets so ticked that you didn't come down that she revved up the chainsaw and came at you, threatening to murder you if you didn't come for dinner. But since you were deaf you couldn't hear her and so you shook your head trying to communicate that you don't understand but your mom thinks it's an act of defiance and she comes over to yell at you but the chainsaw slips from her hand and chops you to bits.
Toasting a waffle. |
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The waffle pops out of the toaster... while you are looking down on it to see if its done
Unpacking your books in class |
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A bully comes and dumps your books on the ground. You bend down to pick them up. You were sagging your pants and they fell off right in front of a teacher. You got suspended and when you got home your mom was so mad she choked you to death.
Playing Roblox!!!!! |
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Your account gets hacked and the hacker makes you lose all your friends... and gets you permabanned.
Getting out of bed. |
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Big_RigsJoin Date: 2010-02-24
Post Count: 32229 |
The floorboards crack from the sudden shift in weight, you fall to your painful death.
Watching anime |
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WhaleCakeJoin Date: 2010-04-18
Post Count: 88 |
... However you tv is broken so you dont know about the nwe law saying that everyone who watches anime must die a long andpainful death... DEATH BY EATING CAKE!!! :O
Suddenly there is no gravity and you float around eating icecream while riding a rainbow pony-unicorn-turtle... |
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You fall off the unicorn and fall into a black hole
The black hole transports you to a new planet with nothing but fried chicken |
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Qwin321Join Date: 2010-01-12
Post Count: 148 |
You could become very fat and die very quick because the air is replaced with fried chicken
Eatting a Wheat taco with a fried duck in it |
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The duck is still alive so it calls the duck army and their commander hippo and they sacrifice you to the weat taco.
catching santa clause |
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Again: it was telamon's duck..... I don't really have to say anymo- acc deleted |
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Sorry, i posted too late... |
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Qwin321Join Date: 2010-01-12
Post Count: 148 |
u could accidentally lick it and die from the comtaminationed nuke |
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Qwin321Join Date: 2010-01-12
Post Count: 148 |
Putting my Wig on |
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It wasn't a wig, it was a squirrel that had rabies, whitch wanted to bite you, you Get sick and go to hospital, but it's closed, because telamon was online and everyone followed him. You die.
Im polishing my sword |
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You accidently put on a beaver...nuf said
making a post about the worst case scenerio |
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But Then somone replies and you die for no reason.
Im eating cake |
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the cake was poisened by telemon and th*ACOUNT DELETED*
Killing Telemon |
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danigee28Join Date: 2010-10-29
Post Count: 441 |
Everyone on ROBLOX hates you and they all gang up to find where you live so they come to your house so you run. You're running and running and then you get tired so you jump into a ditch and sleep. You wake up and the ditch has filled with water and you don't know how to swim so you drown. (and crap yourself)
Walking to school. |
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zephurusJoin Date: 2009-05-06
Post Count: 2447 |
A hobo kidnaps you but them you escape and while you're running away you hide in a store where a robbery is taking place and the robbers take you hostage AGAIN. |
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zephurusJoin Date: 2009-05-06
Post Count: 2447 |
Forgot to post:
Drinking hot chocolate |
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The hot chocolate is really brown lava so your throat burns and you begin spitting out the brown lava onto your new shoes, your shoes burn and your feet burn, the brown lava spreads on your skin, after a while, your nothing but burnt bones with pieces of your clothes on them
Buying Pokemon Black/White |
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The pokemon jump out of the screen.
Reading |
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