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"Walkers in a Winter Wonderland" Sung to..."Winter Wonderland"
Parody lyrics copyright 2000 by Steven Cavanagh
Date: March 2000
Episode: V
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Echo base, are you listening,
I see white, armour glistening
And sir I think we should go,
I see through the snow,
Walkers in a winter wonderland.
All I have, to defend us
are a handful of extras
I guess we'll give it a shot,
I think we'll do squat,
to Walkers in a winter wonderland.
Here I am, a hapless rebel soldier
Stuck here on a planet like a fridge
Don't think I'll be getting too much older,
Look what I see on the southern ridge!
They're so big, they'll get past us
Armor’s too strong for blasters
Y'know there's zip we can do,
We're gum on the shoe
of Walkers in a winter wonderland.
We're all beaten, so retreat I'm calling
slaughtered by machines of giant size
Here and there the snow is gently falling
so are all the speeder pilot guys!
They walk on, for Lord Vader
to the shield generator
All our defense was a flop,
nothing can stop
Walkers in a winter wonderland
yes our defense was a flop,
nothing can stop
Walkers in a winter wonderland
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