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Join Date: 2009-09-16
Post Count: 158

#42598507Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:05 AM GMT

Our story begins with our her- *ahem* moron sleeping on his couch, watching TV. His name is Dan, and he is a twenty-something year old. Were not sure. Anyway, you stare at the screen. Somehow you afforded this. Suddenly, a large blast on the door was heard. Your lack of common sense and IQ leads you to walk up to the door and do these three options. A) Open the door and scream "HELLO MAH FAMILEH" B) Open the door on the chain and look out like a emokin C) Check from the handy dandy see-through windows! D) Continue watching your stupid movie. F) Check through your handy-dandy PEEPHOLEEEHHH

Dankius

Join Date: 2009-10-20
Post Count: 2292

#42598589Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:08 AM GMT

Dan??? DAN!!! YOU OFFEND ME...btw i do watch tv and sleev on the couch. Btw..D

RustyRocket

Join Date: 2009-09-16
Post Count: 158

#42599630Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:56 AM GMT

You continue to watch the blank static screen. Moments later, the door goes "OH WHAT THE FU-" and flies across the room, faceplanting your Face-Plant pot. Your fat neighbor, Ms Wiggums comes in and spits her yellow goo at you! You n1nja dogd3 like hax0r2. She runs at you, screaming random gibberish that sounds like "HAXX000R2222@!!! N00B!" You run to the hallway, having three choices. A ) Retreat to thy kitchen! B) Beat her with a stool C) Run up the stairs.

LotsofLeo

Join Date: 2011-02-12
Post Count: 19

#42600411Wednesday, February 16, 2011 5:58 AM GMT