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Operation Pony Freedom
PROLOGUE
In a sad, sad land called Earth, ponies are held in farms and barns, or anywhere, but they are never free. Action MUST be taken.
Chapter One
For the Ponies
“GO GO GO!!!” I whispered. The guard ponies could not be alerted, although they were already asleep, as it was 11:30 PM. Those ponies were tougher than an Alaskan Bull Worm. “Squirrels, go get the farmer. Rope and duct tape is in the truck, you know what to do!” I informed my squirrel posse as Operation Pony Freedom(OPF) allies muzzled the guard ponies, and cuffed their hooves. Soon they were in a van, hauled to the OPF Recruitment Center. “Austin, the squirrels are done. Send your gang of dogs to locate any guard ponies, or anyone else in the building. They will be safe, as they will trample, bite, and scratch them, if needed.” I told Austin, who was just my rank in OPF, only matched by the Grand Ponies, and Ponita, the Grand Master Pony. Soon the work was done.
Chapter Two
Haul Them Up
“NEIGH!!! NEIGH!!!!!” Furiously, the ponies were putting up a fight. Already, 17 allies were unconscious. Austin and I came in. We had mastered the art of animal whispering. Talking to ponies was a breeze. It was EXTREMELY difficult to communicate with those ponies. Boy, were they angry! After lots of time attempting to explain to the ponies that nothing bad was happening, and that they were being going to be freed, but Austin and I were experts. They happily entered the van. Those persistent ponies!
Chapter Three
Leave no Trace
“Call in… THE DOODLE!” RAWR! Doodles the beagle was a professional, in removing evidence, that is. I kept her in my truck. I waited with Doodles as the Chicken Snipers, and the TMCA, the Truck Mounted Cow Artillery bombarded the farm. CRASH! The farm collapsed and I released Doodles. She began eating up the farm, there was not much left. Hey, at least the monkeys will have a nice midnight snack. Oh, and don’t worry about the farmer. He was loaded up too.
Chapter Four
Let’s go
Austin and I got in our vans, and drove off, but before that there was a rustling in the bushes. Austin told his dogs to investigate. They came back holding a lion, which the dogs body slammed and unconscious. Everyone was heading towards the AIA, also known as the Africa International Airport. The airport wasn’t very full at 12:15 AM, so it was a piece of cake breaking in. Doodles snuck her way into a plane, and scared the pilots, along with the passengers. Nobody knows how, only that passengers and the pilot came sprinting out of the plane, screaming with terror. Oh that dog, she is an enigma. Wait, was that a MILITARY cargo plane Doodles just assaulted? Yeah… That is a problem…. BANG! BANG BANG! Bullets were ricocheting off of the plane, as the cargo door slowly closed. The air traffic controller was screaming into the plane, and seemed very puzzled when he heard many neighs.
Chapter Five
Taking Flight
Chop chop chop! The propellers were spinning like hurricanes, and the plane began to lift into the air. The plane was covered in dents from bullet holes, but no bullet made it through, so everyone was safe, and the plane was flying fine. The ponies were checked, just in case, though. The flight was incredibly smooth, so the ponies were happy, and if the ponies are happy, I am too. In forty five minutes, we landed.
Chapter Six
Operation Pony Freedom Recruitment Center
The ponies were put into their stables, with plethoras of fresh food, of many different kinds. Fresh water was also available, along with an enormous land to run around on. Everyone who worked in the operation was sent to their rooms, as all OPF agents had their own room in the Recruitment Center (RC), as they were always on duty. Ponies all over the world needed help, tons of ponies. Many people had to help save the day. The farmer was brainwashed, and was told he was in need of a job. Everyone began to sleep.
Chapter Seven
Recruitment
Did you really think ponies couldn’t work for OPF too, other than the grand masters who formed it? The ponies could join OPF too, only if they wanted though. They were never forced. The ponies who didn’t want to join OPF had to take a test. The pony whispers of OPF asked the questions. The questions are:
Do you want to go back to a farm? (If the answer is yes, the pony will stop taking the test.)
Do you want to stay with OPF at the OPF stable? (If the answer is yes, the pony will stop taking the test.)
What is your favorite type place to be in? Describe it.
Those were the questions.
Those ponies were also trained to defend themselves.
If you were to join OPF as a pony, you would have to be tested. The physical abilities, the intelligence, any special skills, and so many more things will be tested.
Next, the ponies will take lessons. If their application shows that the pony is a warrior, then it takes warrior training. If the pony is a negotiation pony, (It negotiates with fellow ponies.) then the pony will practice negotiation. If it is a tactician or mathematician, it will practice that. Even guide ponies take training. Boxing, checkers and chess, sky diving, negotiation, stealth, these are many things ponies are trained to do. Did that pony just beat the chess Grand Master, Garry Kasparov?
Chapter Eight
Bye Bye, Ponies!
Once the ponies are done with their exams, although it is hard to let them go, any pony that is not staying at the OPF bases will be sent to their favorite place, which is decided by question for on the test, which is: What is your favorite type place to be in? Describe it. The ponies would first learn how to skydive, and so they could get to their new habitat quickly. Once that is done, they would get in a plane as OPF paraponies. The ponies’ new skills would help them become the alpha ponies. Saving the ponies, one parapony at a time!
Epilogue
“This is Channel Seven News, with Billy Bob. Reports of farms going missing, ponies boxing and stealing planes, and other nonsense is spreading around the world like wildfire. Who could possibly believe this stuff? Billy Bob out!”
I wrote this in school, it was better at school because my friend, Austin, was with me. We made lots of ideas together, and we made a double sided story. He was himself, and I was myself. If I posted both stories, it would be EPIC.
I hope you enjoy this.
Written by, j1my3p1x
Lots of ideas from, Austin and j1my3p1x |